It's always nice to have someone who's a good listener [The Square Comics]

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21 Comments

IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y

The last speech bubble should have been on the third panel

creditCrazy@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Man I wish I had people who listened to me. Google ads: I listen. I said people not corporations

MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I'll believe it when the state of Texas executes one for murder.

unreachable@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

corporation: "hold my beer"

give birth of sub company

Blyfh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

So roughly a half of humanity aren't people? /lh

clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

SCOTUS has opinions about that…

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Chinese embrace has entered the chat

clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

You mean it’s my adblocker and vpn and other privacy measures that make me lonely?!

OR3X@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Walmart REALLY listens. I bought a few groceries IN STORE and about two weeks later I got an email with a list of items I purchased and links to review them. Now, I know what you're thinking, but I'm not enrolled in their loyalty program, and I don't have their app installed on my phone. The only way I can figure they linked my purchase to my email address is because I have previously logged into their website on my phone (via the browser) and of course my phone was with me during my shopping trip. That's some creepy shit.

phoneymouse@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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phorq@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Yeah, that would be much more plausible. As dystopian as Walmart is, I don't think they have phone sensors that can determine your device by just being in the store...

llama@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

This is definitely how they do it, as someone who has a Walmart account and usually buys through the app. If I buy something in store with one of my linked cards, it stores the receipt in my account (and then asks me to review it)

elfin8er@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Pretty sure they could get your MAC address pretty easily if you have Wifi turned on.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

My sprunjer is tingling!

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

ads for alzheimers drugs start appearing everywhere

Shit.

casmael@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Ooooooooo this is a nice one this is

bquintb@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

They care

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

laughs in uBlock Origin like hell you do

GustavoM@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

*ahem

laughs in uBlock Origin + pihole (w/ a 700k+ single adlist) + nextdns on a container and redirecting all my inputs to my rpi 4 instead of my pc, while (also) under ufw

bappity@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

but they watch you in your sleep D:

doublejay1999@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

😥

skulblaka@kbin.social · -4 pts · 2y

Considering I've never once been served an ad from either of them that I actually felt any reason whatsoever to click on.... No, I don't really think they are.

Either that or I'm the most unmarketable human being on the planet, which is plausible, but doubtful.