Wizard Rule

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11 Comments

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fairly sure that’s how you get warts

skulblaka@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Doesn't matter, had sex, still counts

RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y

Have the warts to prove it.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Explain?

Vec@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

“He licks her” — which sounds almost like “elixir.”

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y

I'm with you. Maybe we're just slow. I think it would have clicked if it was worded like, "How does a wizard please a horny witch?".

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Everyone wants a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" but they never ask: "What if it works out? What if you and your BTGG end up married?"

You don't always end up with the big tiddy goth wife after a few years. You will end up with a Witch Wife, which is amazing, in my experience.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y

Clearly I played my hand wrong.

Olmai@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

How do you close the chest with potions in the lid ?

FunnyUsername@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Hello Ryan Haley