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Blowing across a glass coke bottle sound

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21 Comments

can@sh.itjust.works · 80 pts · 2y (3 replies)

there's a snake in my butt

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Someone poisoned the doody-hole

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y

You! Are! A! Sex toy!

transmatrix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

The silver rimming

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (4 replies)

An entire opossum head

...it's gotta be heavy, don't you think?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 40 pts · 2y

Idk, but you got to be into some stuff that's several standard deviations from 'normal' at this point, so I don't think the weight factors in.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nah. Taxidermy involves creating a mold of the head/body out of foam, then moving (taxi-) the skin (dermis) over the light foam mold.

Those are not heavy butt plugs, either. The PurePlug is much heavier than those knockoffs.

Sources: ……. Have done taxidermy and own a PurePlug lawl

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The internet is a beautiful place.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

I would impulse buy that opossum plug even if it was 200USD

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is taking taxidermy to an entirely new level but somehow all my instincts are crying its the wrong one.

BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

taxidermy? more like taxihorny.

wait, i feel like that means something else...

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Not going to share the results I got form "taxihorny" but I can't say I was particularly surprised.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ok fine, but why do the heads have to look in pain?

catfish@programming.dev · 21 pts · 2y

I guess being squeezed out of an asshole aint that fun, but the snake one could be a bit less menacing

new_guy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Exactly what you think they are.

I wish they weren't.

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Nope! Chuck Testa.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My only question is why tf are they all so big??

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y

I like big corks and I cannot lie

Staden_@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

I just hope these animals didn't get killed with the purpose of turning them into toys. That is beyond cruel.

aspitzer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

That's a really great price for a rattlesnake butt plug. You would be a fool not to pick one up at that price.

catfish@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

It might appear as if one has already been bought, my money is on snake head