c/casualconversation · by UnlimitedRumination@sh.itjust.works · 2y

The future of the tectonic plates

Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that "they're making the tectonic plates machine washable".

Do with that information what you please.

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8 Comments

HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
It's soup day!
I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
(Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)

Thavron@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You watch OP sleep?

Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You don't?

Thavron@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Only on weekends.

HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I feel judged.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I once asked my ex "Does it have Schweppevesence" in my sleep..

xkforce@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Fun fact: water is thought to play a large role in why Earth has an active plate tectonics system. This system is integral to the development and continued survival of life.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I dreamed someone made me iced tea with cheese in it, woke up and Googled that, and lo and behold.