HomesliceAbe

u/HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world
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I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)

I was about to comment something along the lines of "You add water and drink it, dumbass" but then I realized that it does not, in fact, say metamucil. I'm the dumbass.

I work with special needs students. This semester I'm 1 on 1 with one of the cutest Down Syndrome girls ever. Yesterday she just did NOT want to go to her culinary class. She just wanted to go home after being at school for only an hour. There was no budging her.

Today, not only did she go to culinary, but she had a blast taking part in the lesson. I had a blast watching her.

Now I'm laying in bed and my partner has fallen asleep spooning me. I'd say my day is going pretty well. Nice start to the weekend.