"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.
WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.
LISTEN, STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS DISTRIBUTING SWORDS IS NO BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ... YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME POWER JUST 'CAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU!
or
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ARRESTING THE THIEVES' GUILD. I MEAN, WE'D BE AT IT ALL DAY!
"LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY."
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL. THEY SHAPE OUR WILL. THEY ARE THE CULTURE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING WE PASS ON.
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?
SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!
NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!
SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!
DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
I AM GRAHF, THE SEEKER OF POWER. DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER?
MY FIST IS THE DIVINE BREATH! BLOSSOM, O FALLEN SEED, AND DRAW UPON THY HIDDEN POWERS! GRANT UNTO THEE THE POWER OF THE GLORIOUS MOTHER OF DESTRUCTION!
318 Comments
Jordan117@lemmy.world · 116 pts · 3y
"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
oddityoverseer@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
foo@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 3y
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
oo1@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME
coffinwood@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y
SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB
Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 48 pts · 3y
MEDIC!
all-knight-party@kbin.cafe · 23 pts · 3y
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
edit: didn't mean to reply this, I violated the law
boringbisexual@lib.lgbt · 16 pts · 2y
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
PixeIOrange@feddit.de · 45 pts · 2y
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
CANNOT BELIEVE THIS ISNT ALREADY HERE, IM CRESTFALLEN!
Wilzax@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
THAT'S BECAUSE IT ISN'T A QUOTE, IT'S WALL ART
iMastari@kbin.social · 37 pts · 2y
I'M COMMANDER SHEPARD, AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
QubaXR@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I SHOULD GO.
dingus@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
WE'LL BANG, OK?
rubikcuber@feddit.uk · 36 pts · 3y
SNAKE. SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE!
salgmachine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
BADGER BADGER BADGER
adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
drbluefall@toast.ooo · 35 pts · 2y
ROCK AND STONE!
TheDailyChase@dmv.social · 13 pts · 2y
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Relentless_Blinky@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!
tomcatt360@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
STONE
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
IT'S ME, YOU ARSEWIPE!
Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!
MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
FOR KARL!
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
And there it is.
JetpackJackson@feddit.de · 31 pts · 2y
NOTHING'S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!!
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
Well, that one was already in all caps
adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
MISTER TORGUE IS ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS. EXPLOSIONS!!!
JetpackJackson@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!!!
o_o@artemis.camp · 28 pts · 2y
SHAWN!!!!
naticus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
SHAWN!!!!
feral_hedgehog@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y
SHAWN!!!!
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/0t0uCWjQ6Og?si=zgeG4_Lh_kgNieU7
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
dog_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
ROBERTTTTTTTT
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y
I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPACE!
demystify@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y
DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!
XEAL@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S NO PUSSIEEEE
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=Npr7RMQs_rQ&
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
XEAL@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Bad bot, there's no start time on that link.
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.
Sausage_Mahoney@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
LETS DO THIS! LEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSS!!!!
Qyuzu@lemdro.id · 21 pts · 2y
"HMMMMHHMMMM" FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
I’LL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 2y
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
o_o@artemis.camp · 17 pts · 2y
DO A BARREL ROLL!!
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 16 pts · 2y
YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 3y
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
WHAT GAME IS THIS FROM? THIS IS AN AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS QUOTE AND I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY THE GAME!
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y
IT IS FROM THE PORTAL SERIES, I DO NOT REMEMBER IF IT IS FROM THE FIRST OR THE SECOND GAME
activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
IT'S FROM THE SECOND ONE! FIRST ONE WAS GREAT, BUT THE SECOND ONE REALLY EXPANDED ON THE STORY!
HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'VE ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO PLAY THE SECOND.
daddyrat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
dot20@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
WHAT YOU SAY?!
adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
WE GET SIGNAL
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 3y
WOULD YOU KINDLY
Cyyris@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 2y
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK - HAVE AT YOU!
Renacles@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y
WOLOLO
PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
merthyr1831@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
salgmachine@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
WELL, THIS IS THE PART WHERE HE KILLS US.
...
HELLO! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU!
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
FINISH HIM!
vgfn@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 3y
OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y
TheDonkerZ@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
SIGH, BAPANADA.
tomcatt360@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
FRAMESHIFT DRIVE CHARGING
planish@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
resposibleaccount@endlesstalk.org · 11 pts · 2y
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.
ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev · 11 pts · 2y
Zoldyck@discuss.online · 11 pts · 2y
ZUG ZUG
Dippy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
THAT SENTENCE HAD TO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
LOOK, WE'VE BOTH SAID THINGS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET.
Tavarin@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 3y
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FUCKED.
naticus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
TURIANS BASED ON DEXTRO-AMINO ACIDS. HUMAN INGESTION OF TISSUE COULD PROVOKE ALLERGIC REACTIONS. ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK POSSIBLE. SO DON'T, AH, INGEST.
Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
I AM SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDENS
lunaticneko@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
NO FREE SLOTS IN SUIT INVENTORY
AvaAmazing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
"UNITS RECEIVED"
FarraigePlaisteach@kbin.social · 10 pts · 3y
HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
rikudou@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 3y
Duke Nukem or Handsome Jack?
dingus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Ash Williams
Pea666@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
PROBABLY DUKE NUKEM. HE WAS HERE FIRST.
FarraigePlaisteach@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Notsosuperfloh@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
MOLLY!
Plibbert@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y
WAKE UP MR.GORDON!!!!!!
SulaymanF@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
RISE AND SHINE
lorez@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES...
DavisJ3608@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y
WHETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT, WE'VE STEPPED INTO A WAR WITH THE CABAL ON MARS. SO LET'S GET TO TAKING OUT THEIR COMMAND, ONE BY ONE. VALUS TA'AURC. FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER HE COMMANDS THE SIEGE DANCERS FROM AN IMPERIAL LAND TANK OUTSIDE OF RUBICON. HE'S WELL PROTECTED, BUT WITH THE RIGHT TEAM, WE CAN PUNCH THROUGH THOSE DEFENSES, TAKE THIS BEAST OUT, AND BREAK THEIR GRIP ON FREEHOLD.
adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
GET YOUR ROCK OFF MY MAP
XEAL@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
"THIS CAVE IS NOT A NATURAL FORMATION"
min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi · 6 pts · 2y
SOMEONE BUILT THIS, SO IT MUST LEAD SOMEWHERE
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
28 STAB WOUNDS
BigMoe@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y
THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
Maldreamer@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y
A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS
revlayle@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
LISTEN, STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS DISTRIBUTING SWORDS IS NO BASIS FOR A SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT ... YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME POWER JUST 'CAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A SWORD AT YOU!
or
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND ARRESTING THE THIEVES' GUILD. I MEAN, WE'D BE AT IT ALL DAY!
andscape@feddit.it · 3 pts · 2y
Are these from a video game or Terry Pratchett's Night Watch books?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
They're both in Civ VI, but the first is a Monty Python quote.
Though thank you for pointing out how much the first sounds like Sir Pterry
flux@lemmyis.fun · 8 pts · 2y
YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH!
Kotking@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
"LOOK AT THEM, THEY COME TO THIS PLACE WHEN THEY KNOW THEY ARE NOT PURE. TENNO USE THE KEYS, BUT THEY ARE MERE TRESPASSERS. ONLY I, VOR, KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE VOID. I WAS CUT IN HALF, DESTROYED, BUT THROUGH IT'S JANUS KEY, THE VOID CALLED TO ME. IT BROUGHT ME HERE AND HERE I WAS REBORN. WE CANNOT BLAME THESE CREATURES, THEY ARE BEING LED BY A FALSE PROPHET, AN IMPOSTOR WHO KNOWS NOT THE SECRETS OF THE VOID. BEHOLD THE TENNO, COME TO SCAVENGE AND DESECRATE THIS SACRED REALM. MY BROTHERS, DID I NOT TELL OF THIS DAY? DID I NOT PROPHESIZE THIS MOMENT? NOW, I WILL STOP THEM. NOW I AM CHANGED, REBORN THROUGH THE ENERGY OF THE JANUS KEY. FOREVER BOUND TO THE VOID. LET IT BE KNOWN, IF THE TENNO WANT TRUE SALVATION, THEY WILL LAY DOWN THEIR ARMS, AND WAIT FOR THE BAPTISM OF MY JANUS KEY. IT IS TIME. I WILL TEACH THESE TRESPASSERS THE REDEMPTIVE POWER OF MY JANUS KEY. THEY WILL LEARN IT'S SIMPLE TRUTH. THE TENNO ARE LOST, AND THEY WILL RESIST. BUT I, VOR, WILL CLEANSE THIS PLACE OF THEIR IMPURITY."
ares35@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I WAS EXPECTING THIS.
drcouzelis@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR.
Zanshi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
GO FOR THE EYES BOO, FOR THE EYES!
CobaltDragon415@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
WAR, WAR NEVER CHANGES.
jackoneill@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE IMPERIAL CITY
WELCOME
TO THE ARENA
flerouwu@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y
PROTOCOL 3: PROTECT THE PILOT
davidauz@feddit.it · 8 pts · 2y
WAKE UP MR FREEMAN
GoodEye8@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
WE'RE WATCHING YOU. SCUM.
mp3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
UNITS RECEIVED
GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y
RED WARRIOR IS NOW IT
GREEN VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY
Tathar@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y
WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!
Perfide@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
WE ARE ALL PAWNS, CONTROLLED BY SOMETHING GREATER: MEMES, THE DNA OF THE SOUL. THEY SHAPE OUR WILL. THEY ARE THE CULTURE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING WE PASS ON.
matthewmercury@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y
HOW’S YOUR SISTER?
pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
HUG? ANYONE?
...
NO HUGS.
Majawat@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
WORK WORK
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES IS DESIGNED TO END
WE ARE PREPETUALLY TRAPPED IN THIS NEVERENDING SPIRAL OF LIFE AND DEATH
IS THIS A CURSE? OR SOME KIND OF PUNISHMENT?
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO BLESSED US WITH THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE
AND WONDER IF WE'LL EVER GET THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM
Likwidkat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FEROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT! EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE, TO ONE-POINT-THREE PERCENT OF LIGHTSPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE A 38 KILOTON BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH. THAT MEANS, SIR ISACC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE! NOW! SERVICEMAN BURNSIDE, WHAT IS NEWTON'S FIRST LAW?
SIR! AN OBJECT IN MOTION STAYS IN MOTION, SIR!
NO CREDIT FOR PARTIAL ANSWERS MAGGOT!
SIR! UNLESS ACTED ON BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE, SIR!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I DARE TO ASSUME YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES KNOW THAT SPACE IS EMPTY. ONCE YOU FIRE THIS HUNK OF METAL, IT KEEPS GOING 'TIL IT HITS SOMETHING. THAT CAN BE A SHIP, OR THE PLANET BEHIND THAT SHIP. IT MIGHT GO OFF INTO DEEP SPACE AND HIT SOMEBODY ELSE IN 10,000 YEARS! IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THIS, YOU ARE RUINING SOMEONES DAY! SOMEWHERE AND SOMETIME! THAT IS WHY YOU CHECK YOUR DAMN TARGETS! THAT IS WHY YOU WAIT 'TIL THE COMPUTER GIVES YOU A DAMN FIRING SOLUTION. THAT IS WHY, SERVICEMAN CHUNG, WE DO NOT 'EYEBALL IT'. THIS IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE NOT A COWBOY, SHOOTING FROM THE HIP!
SIR, YES SIR!
orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
HYAAA
hitagi@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y
POWER OVERWHELMING
Venicon@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 3y
STAND IN THE ASHES OF A TRILLION SOULS AND ASK THE GHOSTS IF HONOUR MATTERS.
THEIR SILENCE IS YOUR ANSWER.
willya@lemmyf.uk · 6 pts · 2y
WHAT A SAVE!
Znarf176@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS
thawed_caveman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
WORK, WORK, WORK
pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
STOP POKING ME!
atlasraven31@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
DOOR STUCK!
MintyAnt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I BEG YOU!!!
Unseeliefae@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
LEON!
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
“THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”
root@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
rustafari@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
SCIENCE COMPELLS US TO EXPLODE THE SUN
MrBobDobalina@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
♥️
choss@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND IF I THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
BibleThump
pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE
PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
SHAZBOT!
feral_hedgehog@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
:::DOG GIGGLES::::
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
🦆
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Yea boi
Kolash@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
CATCH A RIDE!
Pointy_Dorito@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
MY NAMEEEEE IS GYOBU MASATAKA ONIWA!!!!!!
MDKAOD@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
EXPLOSIONS‽
pixelscience@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!
itsmaxyd@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!
FoundTheVegan@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
mido_ml@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
MrSelatcia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
YOU SPOONY BARD!
AlexDawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
HYA! HUH! HA!
Nemoder@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
STRIKE THE EARTH!!
owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
WORMSIGN SPOTTED!
ExpertisePredicament@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
meejle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!
TommySalami@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
PixelOfLife@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
VOODOO 1, VIPER'S ON STATION. YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, PILOT. THE SKIES BELONG TO ME. NOWHERE TO RUN, NOWHERE TO HIDE.
CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work · 4 pts · 2y
NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
Matcraftou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
Herbil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
sqrambledeggs@lemdit.com · 4 pts · 2y
MAJESTIC! A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM.
AWWWWOOOOOOO
ventus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED
ForynGilnith@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?
ElleChaise@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH
Linux_Cultist@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
AxelNanol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
SHAKE IT, BABY!
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Gorroth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
CHEEEEESEEEE!!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!!
sep@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
dethleffs@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 3y
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
jcit878@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
Anomalocarididae@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
AND THE UNIVERSE SAID I LOVE YOU
remotedev@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
YMMEL!?
moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
dbilitated@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
SHAKE IT BABY 💵💵🍑
daanzel@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
makr_alland@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
ViceCityMogul@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
rikudou@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 3y
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
brik100@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
callyral@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
Pat@kbin.run · 3 pts · 3y
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
Peafield@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
SILOS NEEDED
electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
RattusInox@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
fred@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS
vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
Gadg3tm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
theKalash@feddit.ch · 3 pts · 3y
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
EXPLOSIONS! 💥
iiVy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
andthenthreemore@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
SUBJECT DID NOT SURVIVE INTERROGATION
(Homeworld 1. We're totally the good guys, right?)
zziius@lemmy.deltaa.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
DER KOMPASS IST NUN IM LAGERRAUM VERSTAUT
pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
absentthereaper@lemmygrad.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
WELL, OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER!
monotiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
SLOPPY!
man_in_space@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Underpay@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 3y
FUCK YOU, MISSILE
Nemo@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
YOU'RE NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! YOU'VE EARNED MY TRUST!
Unkn8wn69@monero.town · 2 pts · 2y
ЧИКИ БРИКИ И В ДАМКИ
Rocky60@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I’M JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER
pleb_maximus@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
THANK GOD FOR COLD FUSION!
McNasty@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
haeki@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
PROSTAGMA
Lassic@artemis.camp · 2 pts · 2y
HOW I MINE FOR FISH?
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
VIDEO GAMES CAN NEVER BE ART!!!!
eleefece@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
airehiso@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
bomberesque1@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
THE ALIENS CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT
Granixo@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 2y
I HAVE A DATE WITH A CHEESE DELUXE 🍔
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'M A COFFEE ACHIEVER, SAM!
RainyRat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'VE GIVEN THEE COURTESY ENOUGH
at_an_angle@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION.
Cyanity@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
IF IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TASTE IT TO KNOW THAT IT'S SHIT
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
YOU ARE A DIRTY DIRTY SHISNO. HA HA HA.
I_Am_Jacks_____@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 3y
BYE BYE, DUDE!
Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
MUCHA SHAKKA PAKKA!
Syudagye@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y
IT'S TIME TO GET WIERD
MrBobDobalina@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
THE UNIVERSE IS, AND WE ARE
Really changes the tone...
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
WHAT CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN?
Gebruikersnaam@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
YOUR HOPE ENDS HERE! AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uwu_im_toxic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
YOU FACE JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
- SWEAR TO ME. SWEAR TO ME THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAID TO ME ABOUT THE FIREFLIES WAS TRUE.
- I SWEAR.
gunpachi@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 3y
10 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER MADE YOU A FUCKIN PUSSY ! - Yakuza 1
kuneho@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
MORNING MR FREEMAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING LATE!
LongPigFlavor@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE
jeffw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?
Beowulf@unilem.org · 2 pts · 2y
YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Overlock@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
SHIT FIRE AND FUCK ME RUNNING!
Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
I WILL NOT DIE NOT YET AMIGO
nett_hier@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
ICH BIN VERWUNDET, ICH KANN MICH NICHT BEWEGEN
FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
BEG THAT I SUCCEED. FOR I HAVE SEEN THE THONE OF THE GODS AND IT WAS EMPTY.
Gleddified@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
THE ENGLISH ARE ANGRY THAT YOU DESTROYED THEIR OUTPOST. THEY'RE COMING TO ATTACK YOUR VILLAGE!
outbound@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y
HELLO
smackjack@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
JILL, HERE'S A LOCKPICK. IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL IF YOU, THE MASTER OF UNLOCKING, TAKE IT WITH YOU.
notexecutive@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE TAKING KAIRI'S HEART
Limitless_screaming@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I ALREADY "BEFRIENDED" YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT. -SANS
UNDERTALEDELTARUNECADmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I OFTEN THINK ABOUT THE GOD WHO LEFT US THIS CRYPTIC PUZZLE... AND I WONDER IF ILL EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO KILL HIM.
RaineV1@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
I LOVE YOU TOO! OH MY GODS, I'VE BEEN DYING TO SAY THAT.
pinkwerdo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
NOW THERE'S A PRETTY MEME. EXQUISITE.
RaineV1@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
I HAVE KILLED THE MONSTER, AND BECOME AN OUTLAW.
datendefekt@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
HAVE A BLAST LET'S.. BEGIN
Neonridex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I'VE GOT A PLAN, ARTHUR
CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
NO! THIS IS SOMEWHERE TO BE. THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE, BUT IT'S STILL SOMETHING! STREETS AND SODIUM LIGHTS! THE SKY, THE WORLD! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
lahlorleh@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A LAMP POST IN WINTER?
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
SUPERZAPPER RECHARGE
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/SDjDt5LnvWI?si=jcMkwb2j5eZsJM2C&
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.
Tixanou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Sunron@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
GOTTA REACH FOR THE TOP STAY ON THE MOUNTAAAAAIN DANA NANA NANANANA
victron@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
I'M COMMANDER SHEPPARD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL.
TheCrispyDud@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
THAT WAS LEFT HANDED!
8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTLY TWEAK!
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
FORGET IT! YOU'RE NEVER TAKING KAIRI'S HEART!
Shettyhengst@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YA!
adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
ALAS, THAT WAS MYSTIQUE, NOT MAGNETO. MAGNETO IS IN ANOTHER PLACE. GO! X-MEN!
Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
YOU GOT MY EAR!
librechad@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
justabigemptyhole@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I AM GRAHF, THE SEEKER OF POWER. DOTH THOU DESIRE THE POWER? MY FIST IS THE DIVINE BREATH! BLOSSOM, O FALLEN SEED, AND DRAW UPON THY HIDDEN POWERS! GRANT UNTO THEE THE POWER OF THE GLORIOUS MOTHER OF DESTRUCTION!
Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
IT'S-A ME, MARIO!
QuesoDorado@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF CHICKEN KICKIN' SIR?
ElleChaise@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Fable? So familiar but can't put my finger on it, lol.
cow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
BE USEFUL TEAM!
ShortFuse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
KAKATTE KOI!
(EVEN LOUDER GAMECUBE CONTROLLER NOISES)
YewmanBean@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
WHO WANTS TOAST!?!
Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
SMELLS LIKE A DOZEN EGGS DROPPED INA VAT O VINEGAR
CuriousOtter@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
COR BLIMEY MATE! WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME POCKETS?
GoTeamBoobies@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
WHAT?! MORE WORK? BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT!
jerkface@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
YOU'RE SUCKED INTO THE HOLE IN A DIRECTION THAT ISN'T DOWN, BUT NEITHER IS IT ONE OF THE OTHER DIRECTIONS WITH WHICH YOU'RE FAMILIAR.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT POWER?
Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS.
MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
NO, OLD FRIEND...YOU'VE FREED US ALL....WURAAHGHUGHHHUGUHHH
ninchuka@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
DONT FOGET ABOUT ME
YOUR DONE
poopiddy@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
MY PLOOBAH *POINTS*
Dr_Cog@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
BUTTKICKING, FOR GOODNESS!
DelvianSeek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
YOU GET A HEADSHOT, AND YOU GET A HEADSHOT!
00dani@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING? IS BAENLIN REALLY DEAD?
PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y
PAULA'S CALL IS ABSORBED BY THE DARKNESS
chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y
I FOUND YOU, FAKER!
lolcatnip@reddthat.com · -1 pts · 2y
I would but I don't want my phone to start suggesting all-caps words to me.
walden@sub.wetshaving.social · -4 pts · 3y
you have died of dysentery
HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I SAID NO LOLLYGAGGIN
potterpockets@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 2y
“i want you to blow up…the ocean!”