Without using pronouns (me, he, she, it, etc) or articles (a, an, the), how did you come up with your user name?

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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am girl

invalidname@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 3y

Signup for lemmy through memmy. Choose normal name. Invalid name. Choose normal name with number. Invalid name. Choose invalid name. OK.

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Password Generator

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pizza like pizza

giantfloppycock@lemm.ee · 56 pts · 3y
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lemmyman@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 3y

On Lemmy. Am man.

megsmagik@feddit.it · 38 pts · 3y

Just name. Boring. Add magik! No more boring

Cat@pawb.social · 35 pts · 3y

Meow

Hyggyldy@sffa.community · 24 pts · 3y

Name funny. Many Y.

foggy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 3y

Clouds get low

lol@lemy.lol · 22 pts · 3y

Instance name lemy.lol. lol thought would be funny.

i_lost_my_bagel@seriously.iamincredibly.gay · 21 pts · 3y

Left bagel in kitchen Go upstairs Where bagel

qtie314@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 3y

am very cute

adolf_hitler@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 3y

uh

LennethAegis@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y

Girl pretty and strong. Girl cool and brave. Mash names together.

boobs_@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

Yay boobs

ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz · 14 pts · 3y

Mental image horror

xylogx@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

x * y * log (x)

demystify@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 3y

Who knows? But plan to find out

donuts@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

donuts good. donuts fun. donuts make happy. (donuts not healthy, maybe avoid.)

DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 3y

Choose two random words

LostCause@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y

Humanity sucks. Destroys ecosystems. Feel hopeless.

gitpsuh@programming.dev · 11 pts · 3y

Try to push code to remote repositories. Make typo. Command doesn't work. Get annoyed. Repeat gazillion times

grue@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y

"Very dark. Likely be eaten by grue."

Communist@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y

reading theory

EccTM@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 3y

Looked at birth name. Took first letters. Added trademark - distinguishes from others because original. Became EccTM.

*shakes fist at random dubai toastmaster group on birdsite for using EccTM too*

Gruntyfish@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

Username generator

aaa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 3y

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Emptiness@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y

What am

s20@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y

s20 took class in college. Class had anonymous essay final. s20 was assigned designation s20 for judging. s20 decides s stood for student, thought ha-ha funny.

s20 realizes story not that interesting. s20 ashamed name origin boring.

ryan@the.coolest.zone · 8 pts · 3y

name ryan

decay@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
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bloodfart@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 3y

There was one

grr_argh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

bc Buffy

Tathas@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3y

Tathas read book. Book have Tathas. Tathas like Tathas. Tathas pick Tathas.

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y

First shiny pokemon

quadrotiles@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 3y

Quadrotiles had quadro playset when little. Quadro is like big pipes and tiles that people can build with. Quadrotiles used to make race cars and castles with brother who best friend and play in big garden. Best times. Quadrotiles now sad and miss brother. Live in different countries and 30 now.

UdeRecife@literature.cafe · 7 pts · 3y

U not name. U is sound.

Since person was learning Vietnamese, person noticed Vietnamese have one letter words. One word person liked was Ô, umbrella. Saying Ô reminded person of monkey making sound.

Person thought about simplest sounds monkeys make. U in person mother language sounds oo. U is simple, basic monkey sound. Oo-oo, aa-aa. Person being monkey, person thought U good name. Reminded person of person's past and person connection to nature. So person decided to be U.

U then thought of past people. Past people were simply known as person OF place person came. Examples: Leonardo DA (of) Vinci, René DES (of) Cartes. U is from Recife. Thus U de (of) Recife.

Oldslewfoot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Oldslewfoot name of song about big bear named Old slew foot. Good song, good name. Oldslewfoot not bear, but man in bear shape, stole name.

s_s@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 3y

s_s s_s s_s s_s_s_s_s s_s_s, s_snake s_s s_s s_s_s_s ssssssss_ss-s

hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

All Glory!

Draghetta@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

Italian prime minister used to write dragon themed fantasy fanfic / erotica. Draghetta was old prime minister nickname from when young. Draghetta like Draghetta nickname. Look up, true.

5redie8@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

old club penguin username

Unga bunga

CookieMonsterDebate@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Cookie Monster has eyes like predator. Is Cookie Monster predator? Are cookies alive?

Riker_Maneuver@startrek.website · 6 pts · 3y
drumstic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Chicken taste good

meejle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

C_Leviathan@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

Squids@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 3y

Squid likes squids. Squids possesses many squids. Squids likes squids so much squids decide to use squids as namesake. Squids also like single word username because squids thinks having single word for username is bragging rights. Squids is wrong.

crashoverride@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

90s movie Hackers, main character created.

yewler@lemmygrad.ml · 6 pts · 3y

Yewler like math. Euler dope. Mispronunciation funny.

EibmozJ@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 3y

Backwards Zombie + J

kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 6 pts · 3y

name

BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y

10y ago. Was hobby artist. Looked at personal gallery. Painted many fairies at time. Many fairy blue.

Gargleblaster@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y

Drink book

minimar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Another person in friend group have same name, one short one tall, tall one get megamar short one get minimar

rockhandle@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

Guitar play rock music. Guitar have handle. Rockhandle!

FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 3y

When creating reddit account got randomly generated username and couldn't change username. After 2.5 years using username got used and attached to username and when moving to lemmy decided to keep same username.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y

cupcakes are delicious tell world all about

Jourei@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

Easy to sound intellect anyway; Combination of actual name.

annoyedbyfigguy@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Find fig guy annoying

chris@l.roofo.cc · 5 pts · 3y

Chris is Chris

Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y

Werk bitch

Dr_Cog@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 3y

Dr_Cog has a PhD in Cognitive Psychology and studies cognitive disorders like Alzheimer's disease and dementia

wtvr@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

Am angsty middle aged teen. Took favorite word. Dropped many letters

gex@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Gex good

Death2lois@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 3y

Like Family Guy lots

galaxian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Old c64 reference also similar to real name

Skyline969@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Skyline good car. 969 good number. Put together, good and good.

Whitehorse@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 3y
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Linux_Cultist@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
[ removed ]
anti@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y

anti name anti-theft-device on old bad site. anti join Lemmy, small user base, anti name available, boom.

Shurf116@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y

Shurf116 was 15. Shurf116 took character name from favorite book and added random number which Shurf116 liked. Shurf116 still has that name because why not. And because name always free.

monotiller@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

'mono' sounded cool, second part randomly generated. Kept clicking until saw good one

TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 3y

Couldn't sign up in most instances!

DavyJones@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y

love download shit for free from torrents instead of pay subscriptions, don't care what what landlubbers think about opinions and copyright 🏴‍☠️

Nemo@midwest.social · 5 pts · 3y

Screenname is real name.

nufanman21@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Band+age

ninboy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 3y

Nintendo Boy

DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y

Piracy

StartledStarling@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

StartledStarling like sound-sound

GyozaPower@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y

Like Gyozas. Gyozas powerful.

kava@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Kava likes kava

CumBroth@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y
[ removed ]
Akagigahara@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Variation of Aogigahara, exit game forest in Japan. Inserted favorite color, red, which in japanese is aka

cs127@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 3y

127 is because biggest signed 8 bit integer

cs is up to reader's interpretation

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 3y

Look at foot.

siewyuk@monyet.cc · 5 pts · 3y

Eat siewyuk. Love siewyuk. Cook siewyuk. Want eat more siewyuk. Siewyuk love. Siewyuk life. Siewyuk means roast pork belly here.

starlinguk@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

skunk@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

skunk like skunks

CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y

Wanted to be slightly edgy but also cute.

Been going by username on other sites/games for many years.

Silviecat44@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 3y

Cat die. Username commemorate

pezhore@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Numbers after iamtrashman1312 name follow 1=A format. iamtrashman1312 dislike police, adopt certain phrase numerical parallel for name. Words just line from meme always make iamtrashman1312 laugh.

sorrowl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

Sorrowl listen to song Sorrowl by band Suotana. Sorrowl like song and name of song.

skintt@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Skintt like Fatboy Slim. Fatboy Slim record label called Skint. Also Skintt have no money.

jaamesbaxterr@lemmy.ninja · 4 pts · 3y

Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

needthosepylons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Cadenza plays music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Grossness is funny.

baconeater@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Baconeater eat bacon. Bacon tasty!

kbity@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Kbin. Kbity. Like kitty but kbin. Kbity!

mashbooq@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Is Aramaic word that references dying words of Jesus

zampson@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Laserquest misunderstanding created this

18107@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 3y

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Same one always use

SaveComengs@lemmy.federa.net · 4 pts · 3y

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

ironhydroxide@partizle.com · 4 pts · 3y

Chemistry

SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

Jessica like new phrase, sound good. Jessica like name Jess, sound good. SayJess now born.

Nat_King_Kobra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

From Venture Bro's

impudentmortal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 3y

Angry Crow took flight.

PinGZ@artemis.camp · 4 pts · 3y

PinGZ pings things for money

TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Visited lemmy, liked lemmy, saw many beans, like beans.

thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Thelsim likes the sound of Thelsim’s own name, so Thelsim approves of this question :)
Thelsim is a unique enough name, if you see Thelsim somewhere else, there’s a good chance it is Thelsim.
Thelsim thought it up on the spot and kind of identifies with it now. It’s vague and genderless enough to apply to anyone and can still be remembered as a normal name. It’s become Thelsim’s online identity.
Caveman enough for not-Thelsim? :)

ComradeR@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Political side + first name first letter.

Vlaxtocia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

jecxjo@midwest.social · 4 pts · 3y

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

Zippythezigzag@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Fast driving, weed papers.

Silverseren@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

zloubida@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Randomly typed letters made Zloubida think of some famous (and ridiculous) French song, thus Zloubida thought fun to choose this word as user name.

7provincien@startrek.website · 4 pts · 3y

Big beautiful ship that trounced English Fleet during Raid on Medway.

megane_kun@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

removed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
[ removed ]
mishamouse@artemis.camp · 4 pts · 3y

MishaMouse nickname is Misha, and Mouse is like mouse from Mickey Mouse.

cow@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Best animal

Weborl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Funny way to say "Egg" in Spanish.

krayj@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

First initial + middle name + last initial.

nitpicking@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y

Zoids toy, Zoidberg lobster.

Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Shieldtoad likes turtles. Turtle = schildpad = schild + pad = shield + toad = Shieldtoad

Veraxus@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Made D&D character during 80s. Took Latin word Veritas and made sound like name. Kept using.

confetti_8tVST5@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
[ removed ]
unknowing8343@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 3y

Password manager auto-generation

mikwee@lemmyverse.org · 4 pts · 3y

Don't remember, came up during Mojang registration

SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Saw sign

dewritochan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3y

old, mlg horn funny.

DonnieDarkmode@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

DonnieDarkmode’s name invokes famous movie (DonnieDarkmode has never watched Donnie Darko) as well as popular display setting that doesn’t sear eyeballs

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 3y

NutButter, because ButtNutter sounds gay.

nieceandtows@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

PrimoSparazza@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Smokin Aces

Themadwizardspeaks@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 3y

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

rescnamesCAT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
[ removed ]
Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

Podcast character Taako named after tacos. Taako Tuesday references popular phrase plus podcast character

davidgro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Typing class assigned name.

Wage_slave@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

Unidan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Unidan hoped to make old schoolers chuckle

Landmammals@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Xkcd title.

smashboy@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Fictional name of square Tetris block. Found humorous and sounded like good name.

Shimmer@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 3y

Chicken best animal

LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Stormlight Archive reference

Dr_Wu@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

Steely Dan

GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org · 3 pts · 3y

version control

stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Band

Antimutt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

fury@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

fury get mad sometimes

LegendofDragoon@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Vimeo Game cool

Anders@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 3y

First name...

SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Evolved too funny. Come talk with Grug in cave.

https://kbin.social/m/Talesfromcavesupport

Nurufu@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3y

Nurufu like Assassination Classroom. Koro-sensei have funny laugh. Make good name

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Matrix funny

Bulkiestpizza@cocte.au · 3 pts · 3y

Dad made Xbox account. No change name. Said Fuck it. Keep name.

bigmanjezza@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

accurate self description

slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Lazy, but do.

Squirrel_Patrol@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Hey, fellow squirrel friend

soupspoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Soup good. Soupspoon, phrase and object, friend shaped.

This_Is_My_Username@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

No comment required

cram42@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Misheard at Nando's. Best number.

richieadler@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 3y

Richie Adler was a cool character in Whiz Kids.

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3y

What get called in professional environments.

NPC@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
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chatokun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Chato part chatokun name. Kun mean chatokun weeb.

Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Captain Crab fucked up bad.

autumn@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 3y

Is my favorite season 🎃

UdeRecife@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 3y

Forbidden word. Ensign Rick like ... . Not forbidden word like ... .

itszednotzee@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

"Z" pronounced zed, not zee

debeluhar@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Just random thought. Sounds funny.

pungunner@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y

Like to fire puns rapidly

monkeyseemonkeydong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Monkey see, monkey do

bbmb@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Name is Brent, pals screwing around. Pal takes Mr. Krabs quote, "sponge boy bob", puts name in, "brent boy bob." Abbreviates to bbmb, "m" is pronoun.

broguy89@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Words + number.

ItzzMe@midwest.social · 3 pts · 3y

First used as discord username. Became internet username. Username reasoning should be obvious.

shashi154263@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Name

ThisIsNecessary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Tool song

Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y

Need character name. Smash keyboard. Consider smashed letters. Move letters, add vowels, make name.

Five year later games no like 10+ character names (monster hunter freedom, thanks psp) . Start using Coskii. LGS people use game name. Game name sticks. Now use everywhere.

SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y

Like math. Like sex. Like wordplay.

Kokolores@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y

Funny German word.

jao@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 3y

Jao short for Jaoheah

Jaoheah, on Discord, Jaoheah coming up new nickname on discord server. Jaoheah take Jaoheah real first name, stretch out + make weird. Later, Jaoheah, Jaoheah username replace old username.

spaysi@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

spaysi sound almost like spaysi real name, and was nickname when spaysi was little kid… sometimes was called spaysi as mean teasing name, but spaysi take the name and make it own so can’t be used as mean name calling anymore

Blamemeta@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Halo 2, generate random name windows live. Adjust name because lag.

Klystron@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
[ removed ]
brandnewsidewalk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

brandnewsidewalk likes song with same name

Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Remove anime

theragu40@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

5th grade basketball coach wanted nickname for player, decided on the big ragu. Thebigragu was taken on aol messenger, so settled for theragu. 40 was jersey number.

finbrod@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

Contraction of first name and last name put together.

Squirrel_Patrol@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Inspired by my dog who really, really loves squirrels

Cheshire@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y

Between liking cats, favoring the colors purple and blue, and enjoying humor based on twisted logic, choosing "Cheshire Cat" as namesake seemed obvious.

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Well shit

ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs · 2 pts · 3y

Nostalgia.

Stuka@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Airplane vvvvrrreeeewwwwweeee BOOM

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y

chuuuuuu

mifan@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 3y

Guybrush was already taken.

Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Had Dysentery.

scorpious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Astrology + irony

h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Take wool, don't pay.

PM_me_your_vagina_thanks@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Vagina. Vagina good. Like vagina.

Caesium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

periodic table.

sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Random Word Generator

nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3y

Either programming or working on electronics projects or procrastinating on Matrix, Reddit, HN, or Lemmy. Being on Lemmy implies procrastinating on all those things, therefore "nothacking". (Seems to be internet unique too, but not sure due to abundance of people using #nothacking in hashtags)

SlimeKnight@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Monster Girls and Medieval Fantasy

itsmistermoon@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 3y

itsmistermon is a fan of Jamiroquai, likes Mr Moon song, adopts it as nickname.

serfraser@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y

Name Fraser. Like Song Ice and Fire. Ser Fraser.

dnkroz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

God mode...

Zana@startrek.website · 2 pts · 3y

Random name generator in an mmo.

TravelRat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Drunk night forgetting that it's called car puppy.

redpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Crimson writing utensils with political double entrendre potential were seen on wooden furniture.

AmericanDesi@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 3y

Movie title and quality of two cultures

kuneho@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

my fursona is a rabbit and kuneho means rabbit in some languages

Mesa@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y

Is final iteration of long chain of names. Starts with "Metaqione," a slightly off English phonetic spelling of Italian word for "jester," pronounced as if name were Spanish. Name often shortened to "Meta," which was cool, and then Meta used name as branding for all creations. Then, big corporation decides to change name. And then Meta was pissed, decided that "Metaqione" was too hard to pronounce correctly anyway, and therefore changed name.

"Metaqione" became "Mesaqoraz," a new iteration and chapter. New name had something related to universe and metaphysics, but then Mesaqoraz no remember now. Name "Mesaqoraz" was actually very short-lived, and was not attractive to Mesaqoraz because name was too complicated and hard to remember, which resulted in truncated name "Mesa," but "Mesa" was too common and is real word in many languages, and initials of Mesa's real name were promptly added to front, creating "Delmesa." Because Lemmy new and small, and programming.dev even smaller, "Mesa" was available, which is nickname for Delmesa.

Kirbo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
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rich@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 3y
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sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

use random word generator, smash words together, make username

init@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

Init is program computer start that start computer. Computer use Lemmy to start init. Now init start Lemmy too

pickelsurprise@lemmy.loungerat.io · 2 pts · 3y

Was watching youtube video called idiots of garry's mod. Gman silently sit on bench and camera zoom in. Gman suddenly shout "pickle surprise!" and flail around. Young pickelsurprise think was funny. Spell pickle wrong on purpose because stupid. No change username for like 16 years.

Later find out meme is from other older weird video, but saw here first.

PlungeButter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Tried to make industrial lubricants funny, hence PlungeButter

KDE@monyet.cc · 2 pts · 3y

Kde plasma archlinux

r2vq@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

Real initials were already taken so Hotmail suggested ending with "2". Unfortunately, "rvq2" looked difficult to secure everywhere (and pretty ugly) so "r2vq" was born and used everywhere.

mojo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

cum

preussischblau@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y

Pretty blue colour.

Military history.

German.

ThatsTheSpirit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3y

Me passionate about life!

radiated@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

radiated

redballooon@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Look and see

orangeNgreen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Miami Hurricane’s colors include green, also orange. OrangeNgreen likes University of Miami stuff.

zeusbottom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

High school nickname.

LemmyRefugee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Lemmy user needed refuge from other forum

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

Hungryphrog was sitting on hungryphrog's chair. Hungryphrog decided to make Lemmy account before breakfast. Hungryphrog was hungry and likes frogs, so hungryphrog named Lemmy account "hungry" and "frog" spelled in funny way.

apolinariomabussy@lemmy.calvss.com · 2 pts · 3y

Apolinario Mabini great. Apolinario Mabini freedom thinker man. Very lemmy. Apolinario Mabini underrated. Goldfish brain connected Mabini and bussy. New name created.

charonn0@startrek.website · 2 pts · 3y

Star Trek fun. Futurama fun. Together much fun. Three L's best joke.

BrooklynMan@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

where I live + self-identifier

Stormdaddy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I must blow. I make this land exist. I carry seeds; I birth...

I am StormFather's kinky side...SormDaddy

nasi_goreng@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 3y

Indonesian national food name

greedytacothief@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Give taco plz

Serval@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Cat is good animal. Serval is big cat. Serval is good big animal.
Serval is good username too.

mihnt@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

Switched World of Warcraft server. Someone have name. Add silent h. It stuck.

Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person's age.

donslaught@unilem.org · 2 pts · 3y

High school theater tech friends made imaginary group extremely inspired by X-Men.

DTFpanda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Was reddit username. No clue why. Was 21, am 32 now. Forget long time.

WorldWideLem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Joining lemmy.world. Internet is world wide web. Become WorldWideLem.

Sim@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 3y

Am real. Or am?

kworpy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

I've seen several people with usernames that aren't actual words, and I thought they were pretty cool so I decided to follow along and come up with a cool non-word name myself. Forgot how I came up with "kworpy"

Pancakes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I like pancakes

SilentSeven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Book name liked it

TiredNerdDad@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Current life status

b14700@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
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dualcoreduron@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Dual core Duron processor funny

MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Edit: Delicious chupacabra dish.

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 3y

Fainting when free is specialty of faintwhenfree.

Osirus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Death God

irmoz@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 3y

Irmoz musician. Irmoz musician alias "Irmoz". Irmoz chose alias as username.

Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Cats

Leah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y

only my first name, makes it harder to connect accounts or google

kapx132@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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atticus88th@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Googled random stuff to trick people.

Snowman44@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Made snowman once on blender. Used as avatar on forums. Changed username to snowman. username stuck.

skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl · 1 pts · 3y
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merthyr1831@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

workers rise up in wales, kill soldiers, make big red flag, liked cheese and bread

xaxl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Am pretty lazy.

Woozy@dmv.social · 1 pts · 3y

Extraordinary classic fantasy books provided ignition for inspired creativity.

Caveman like enough?

tastysnacks@programming.dev · 1 pts · 3y

Tasty snacks good

maniacal_gaff@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Sound like scene in muppets movie

theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
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Micromot@lemmycook.de · 1 pts · 3y

Dad gave random name of power tool as first name for google account when micro was 6 yrs old and just kept until now

Klear@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Klear likes Serious Sam and Shakespeare. Klear think: good combination.

crowbar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Smash

TvanBuuren@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 3y
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u202307011927@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

@u202307011927@feddit.de is selfexplanatory some people believe. Timestamp of cake day

evatronic@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

'Twas a thing of inspiration undertaken in asking twice Google for random words and combining at syllable boundary.

Fwow13@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Fwow13 > Fwow12

ericbomb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Eric explosively good name.

theodewere@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
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tsonfeir@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Abbreviated alias

i_am_hungry@meganice.online · 1 pts · 3y

Food good

Robertej92@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I seemingly have a complete disregard for anonymity.

beeng@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 3y
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Zalzabar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Heard of zanzibar called myself zalzabar lol been using it even since

TruTollTroll@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Reddit banned for bs, so became the TruTollTroll

Fuck reddit mods

livedeified@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

reminder to be the best I can.

nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 3y

Karaoke.

csolisr@social.azkware.net · 1 pts · 3y

Name of self, abbreviated

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 1 pts · 3y

Like gay shit, but religious

HelixDab2@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

HelixDab2 used random word generator.

sociablefish@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Xbox random generator, ended up using the name for everything

DLSantini@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Name is name. Bad idea. Good name. Easy choice.