Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

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32 Comments

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why is the image so weird?

It looks like the resolution changes in some locations, the font looks strange and what is wrong with the ear?

casta@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 2y

there are some AI tools to "increase" the quality of a photo and they are not perfect. I believe the original picture was in low res and AI just boosted some areas and made that thing with the ear.

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Looks like the original image was cropped closer and they used something along the lines of Photoshop's Content Aware Fill to try and expand the image.

CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

asking the important questions, and exactly why I came to the comments. I need answers.

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's like two items from Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs with one purchase.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Food and shame?

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I think that look was for the novelty size horse dildo and the bottle of Tabasco sauce you bought with it

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What kind of sex shops are you going to that sell Tabasco sauce!?

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Someone's never tried the Louisiana Spicebomb.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I don’t even want to know.

100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Being broke is their kink

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The U.S. govt is their fin-dom

phorq@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

He prefers the name "Uncle Sam"...

DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

All underwear is edible if you're not a pussy

SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm pretty sure that my girlfriend's pussy has eaten some of her underwear. There's always new holes where it's been chewing.

z500@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Vagina dentata

einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

can we please talk about what ripoffs those shops are? They sell you a 1L bottle of lube for 96 bucks that is only 16 bucks online, the profits are off the charts!

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I haven't been in one in decades. I suppose some people like them but I think they're depressing.

Dee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's best to go with your partner so you can have fun picking toys and things together. I could see how it might be depressing if you're by yourself.

JokeDeity@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

I've never even considered going to one myself, lol.

tdawg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

They've seen worse

corship@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

How the car looks when this guy enters the room

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Can we not give this animal abuser any more fame? I genuinely hate this dude

Edit: Google "hasbulla animal abuse" for context

Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Context? I don't think most people know what you're talking about.

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good point. I don't want to include the video, but if you want to see it Google "hasbulla animal abuse"

Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks for letting me know.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The kid in this picture is a known animal abuser?

Edit: He's not a kid

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's 21

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I just saw that. And he's 3'4". Looks be deceiving.
I agree, fuck this asshole

SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

We can give him fame for being an animal abuser

UsernameLost@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Straight up thought this was a kid

15liam20@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

What you talkin' about, Willis?