Anon knows Gym lingo

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fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml · 309 pts · 2y (2 replies)

anon needs to own that, funny as fuck

riodoro1@lemmy.world · 126 pts · 2y

Yeah, I’d be proud with myself if I came up with that

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y

Anon should‘ve rolled with it. I‘m autistic and sometimes say something totally serious which people take as a joke. I just play along and people think I‘m mad funny.

squiblet@kbin.social · 125 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Whereever I saw this posted yesterday, best comment was that he should have owned it and told the guy "be sure to wipe down the equipment when you're done".

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y

Toilets should be wiped down after every use.

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 2y

Anon accidentally fails to be awkward, runs to escape weird nrw feeling.

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y

If everyone else knew gym lingo I'd probably use this all the time, it's way better than "uwu i gotta peepee poopoo real bad sir" which is what I usually say

jelloeater85@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Just saw this yesterday on gym memes

innermeerkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Captain ?

Faresh@lemmy.ml · -5 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I'm confused. Why did the person in the stall react that way and why did the poster in the image feel embarrassed?

TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Nah bud, we’re not training you GPT5. Go con a doordash driver to help you or something.

drekly@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Gpt4 already gets it

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 13 pts · 2y

God that reads like the most autistic kid in my school trying to explain a joke.... And that really sums up GPT for me I guess

rbhfd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It's getting there, but I don't think it fully captures the toilet humour in the joke.

Meaning we can rest assured that the singularity is still not here.

Faresh@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I am a human. My account is older than the time OpenAI decided to make ChatGPT available to the public.

After I wrote my last post, I remembered that the sentence «How many sets do you have left?» probably isn't just used as a form of small-talk among "bros", but in the context of gyms, where there is a limited amount of exercise machines, it is used as a way to ask when such a machine is going to be free again. Now it makes a lot more sense why the poster in the image said that and why the other people would react that way.

TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

This is what I’d expect GPT5 to say.

Saltblue@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Autism

Thisfox@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I am not sure about this entire sequence.

But never been in a gym. I am guessing asking about the seats is likely some sort of gym joke or something. I really don't know why he asked such an odd question.

(I live rural, we get our exercise out of doors here)

15liam20@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He said "sets". I assume that in gym parlance that's how you ask how many more repititions they are going to do before they leave it free. Whenever I've been in a gym I just wait until they fuck off.

Sodis@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

No, when you exercise, you usually do a certain amount of repetitions, short break, another set of repetitions again and so on.