c/dadjokes · by Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 2yDid you hear about the king that was only 12 inches tall? He was a great ruler. 184 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
dreadedsemi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
30cm in normal units
zeppo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
That’s an average ruler.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.
pizza_is_yum@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Our king is a benevolent liter.
lando55@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Imperial joke, nice
oldGregg@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
naticus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Would have made a better footman.
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler
Rambler@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y