I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos
They've gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? "Let's see, I got 'cyborg', and... 'corn'. Alright, Jennifer, let's get you into that shiny unitard. Where's catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!"
My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?
Imagine waking up in the morning and thinking to yourself. "Yes. Today I am going to go to my job as a photo model and put on a Geordi LaForge visor, a metallic skintight suit, and pose with an ear of corn"
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos
They've gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? "Let's see, I got 'cyborg', and... 'corn'. Alright, Jennifer, let's get you into that shiny unitard. Where's catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!"
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
And a syringe! For you know, reasons or something.
Confuzzeled@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
She's clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It's as plain as the visor on my face.
CoderKat@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?
JoShmoe@ani.social · 9 pts · 2y
Somebody threw bleach on LeVar Burton
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y
Our AI overlord posing with her best GMO food for her propaganda campaign showing her superiority to the weak human lead countries.
The poster will have some text saying :
At the top :
At the bottom :
empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 2y
Imagine waking up in the morning and thinking to yourself. "Yes. Today I am going to go to my job as a photo model and put on a Geordi LaForge visor, a metallic skintight suit, and pose with an ear of corn"
Perfide@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
Cyber woman make do.
craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
The Corn Identity.
MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
Hyper Future Nikita Khrushchev (Rule 63 Edition)
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
You can really appreciate that corn has more yellow after the yellow injection.
Hupf@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
al177@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
This is the future oldpeoplefacebook wants.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
The last one makes me think of loss
Amro@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
@Depress_Mode O no... this triggered the jukebox that lives in my head:
"Cyber woman get away from me(hee)!
Cyber woman let me be(hee)!"