just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

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Treczoks@lemm.ee · 194 pts · 2y (24 replies)

You speak English because it is the only language you know.

I speak English because it is the only language you know.

We are not the same.

boonhet@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch weil du nicht Estnisch sprichst

Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Eesti keelt pole olemas

boonhet@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Tõsi

juladuni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tere..

kennismigrant@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

Tšau?

Treczoks@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Siiski on sul õigus.

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Im rauch des orgasmus

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have no idea what it actually means. When on an exchange program many years ago, a drunken Finn taught me that

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Im Rausch des Orgasmus" is a famous, now vintage, porn series with acclaimed German porn actress Michaela Schaffrath under her stage name Gina Wild. It means something like "The buzz of orgasms".

undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks for bringing context to this!

NicestDicerest@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (6 replies)

People in the US: Can speak English, sometimes Spanish

People in Germany: Can speak German, had Spanish & French in school, can understand most of dutch natively and have learned some Turkish from their friends

backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y

Ich hab Latein 💀

meekah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Also learning swedish on duolingo for fun

Treczoks@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You forgot that they have English in school, too, sometimes starting in first grade already.

NicestDicerest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Damn

fushuan@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

had Spanish & French in school

Most of the German tourists I see either didn't or did their damnest to not learn :_)

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn't be able order bread.

rob64@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Git gut.

It's not matter of intelligence, it's a matter of importance.

DarkwinDuck@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I prefer git rebase usually.

Tabugti@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But you have to admit that git is good (gut).

DarkwinDuck@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

Naja... Passt schon.

ZombieMantis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Soy bilingue :)

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 94 pts · 2y (4 replies)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Guildo@feddit.de · -33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Du Nazi!

Ozymandias1688@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fraktur = nazi? etwa ein /s verloren?

Guildo@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Du Grammarnazi!

DarkwinDuck@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

Hä?

_cnt0@feddit.de · 78 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

RQG@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

manucode@infosec.pub · 25 pts · 2y

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

Orangenkuchen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Das tut niemand.

Illegal_Prime@dmv.social · 60 pts · 2y (18 replies)

One of my favorite things about Reddit was that whenever two Germans found each other in a comment section they would always start a long reply chain in German. I always thought it was cute.

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 2y (16 replies)

Diese Tradition können wir gerne fortführen.

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 39 pts · 2y (15 replies)

Wir müssen diese Tradition Fortführen

Treczoks@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y (14 replies)

Auf jeden Fall!

manucode@infosec.pub · 30 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Melde mich zum Dienst!

smokedclover@feddit.de · 26 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Tschuldigung, hab verpennt. Wo gehts heute hin Chef?

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Zum nächsten Kommentarfaden.

Daher: Wie geht es Ihnen/dir? :)

theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y

Wohoo, auf zum nächsten Faden

z500@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I like it when Germans write bilingual comments. It's so wholesome.

luna@lemmy.catgirl.biz · 49 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Johanno@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

If I remember the movie correctly she does indeed know a little German. He was very small

SternburgExport@feddit.de · 43 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

_cnt0@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf'm Sack und schon ein' auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

RQG@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

P'auf's Maul?

_cnt0@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y

Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz' gibt's Maul!

Khorgor666@feddit.de · 35 pts · 2y

Sie haben geläutet?

crispy_kilt@feddit.de · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Guten Tag.

rob64@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 5 pts · 2y

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InputZero@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Gluten Guten Tag Sie.

miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 2y

Hallöchen Popöchen

gigachad@feddit.de · 25 pts · 2y

GUTEN MORGEN

ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Nooo I'm germaphobic

SickDuck_@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Hallo!

ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

AAAAAAaaaaaa

zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Man sieht sich!

ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Why are you clapping back with an insult to someone making a joke...?

zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Huh, "Man sieht sich" means "See you" and is not an insult or am I missing something?

I was just responding that bc I thought you "Reeee'd" out (a.k.a rage quitted) :')

ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh, when I translated it, it auto detected dutch for some reason and was something along the lines of "man sees himself". Which considering my own comment... So, sorry for the confusion!

zyratoxx@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Ah, yeah, the word by word translation would be "One sees each other"

Mann with double n would be man /

man with one n is some(one)

Anyways sry for the first time shocker, mate xD

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 2y

I don't usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Und das Problem wäre.. ?

Ranslite@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Guten Tag

Ozymandias1688@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Reichtangle intensiviert...

atlasraven31@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

Wunderbar.

bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y

Is it possible that you maybe live in Germany? I hear it's chock full of Germans there!

zepheriths@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (7 replies)

They like David hasselhoff

catharso@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Er war schauend für Frieden.

Er war schauend so lang.

boomzilla@programming.dev · 0 pts · 2y

Immer noch ist die Suche am weitergehen...

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y

He united us!

Treczoks@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Not all of us do.

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)
zepheriths@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's a bit more special with Germans https://youtube.com/shorts/wnK5ZGFSgnU?feature=shared

sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks for the link! I did not know that.

I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Germans like this FOSS shit

Granixo@feddit.cl · 10 pts · 2y (7 replies)

But it's these guys. 😎🤟🎸🔥

Holzkohlen@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

All those sexual assault allegations? Yeah, no. Those guys can fuck right off.

bort@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

https://www.lawblog.de/archives/2023/08/30/lindemann-und-die-medien-das-armutszeugnis-ist-euer-verstaendnis-vom-rechtsstaat/

tldr: the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm any of those sexual assault allegations in front of police/prosecution

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not like that denies that it didn't happen.
Witnesses could have been pressured.

Rezzit@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y

Since only the people who knew the names of these women are the journalists Rammstein had to pressured them first. And that didn't happen. There is no conspiracy here.

DmMacniel@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or they were full of shit from the get go. Should that mean that they stay with a ruined reputation?

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

I am saying this with the knowledge of

the case was dropped because not a single witness could be found that would confirm

Of course if they are innocent, all power to them to defend themselve. Wouldn't want such a dark situation happen to myself and also hope the people around would just trust me.

boomzilla@programming.dev · 0 pts · 2y

Rinnstein Kids

Paul_279@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Ö

Magnetar@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Ü

DarkwinDuck@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Ä!

skqweezy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

GuitarAbuser@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Å

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

This ain't it.

nx2@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

JackNapier@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y

Me too / ich auch

CheeseRadio@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Moin moin, motherfucker. Ostfriesland REPRESENT

hubobes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jetzt aber raus hier!

DarkwinDuck@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

ᴶᵉᵗᶻᵗ ᵃᵇᵉʳ ʳᵃᵘˢ ʰᶦᵉʳᵎ

doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

When life gives you schnitzel, you travel to other places.

fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair · 6 pts · 2y

Ze Hermans are gere

skqweezy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Tbh I expected more Czechs that there are here, I think there were more at the start but they left, sad, we also get everywhere like Germans do, but we don't show it

CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Is there a FOSS translation API that can be integrated into Lemmy?

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I have to block so many German language subs. I don't speak German, stahp!

hoch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

meanwhile i've been subscribing to so many german language subs because their memes are top-tier

kennismigrant@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

They are either funny or "heheh, German humor"

vinhill@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Ich bin entzückt, dass ihnen unsere MaiMais zusagen.

Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Dieser Thread ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

EherVielleicht@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
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HerrKai@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Guten Tag!

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

As long as they keep the Swamp Germans out I'm all for it.

mayonaise_met@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Who?

mayonaise_met@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Who?

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oh shit! They heard me.

mayonaise_met@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Who?

EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y

More like nazis everywhere here in brazil after 1945 💀