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DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 71 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Good God, we really will use anything but the metric system.

Deuces@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

500 kilodollars

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Or 488.28 kibidollars.

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

Lmao

Godort@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Approximately $1139.32 per poodle

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My math says $1201.92

Donkter@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y

They said approximately.

WillFord27@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unfortunately it seems they thought that there were 438.9 poodles

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I wanna see that movie.

spacecadet@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why would you spend that money on a poodle when you could use it for a psychic?

BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What about a psychic poodle?

Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 2y

0x4E4F@infosec.pub · 30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Wow, didn't know poodles were that expensive.

I'd just get a street dog, costs nothing and will be your best friend ☺️.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No street dogs where I live. Suppose I'll have to get a pet deer instead

vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y

maybe try getting adopted by a street cat then

MycoBro@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Where do you live? I live in the country but still get people who drive out here to drop of strays sometimes.

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y (6 replies)

That could support 10 lemmy devs!

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

For 5 years?

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

For 1 year unfortunately, it would support 3 lemmy devs for 3.33 years

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

5×1=5 ≠ 3×3⅓=10

Stumblinbear@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Software engineers make buku bucks

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I was going to correct you, but after doing a web search, it appears that "buku" is an alternative spelling of "beaucoup." Neat!

KammicRelief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I was also going to correct. Thanks for doing the work!

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If only there was some way she could have seen that coming.

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

The psychics certainly saw that coming.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Sure, if you buy purebreds with documentation or something, JFC. Anyone willing to pay $12,000 for one dog needs to be taxed harder.

matter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

It would be $1,200 though

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The only reason to pay that much is if you're planning on starting breeding yourself.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

If you breed yourself you're going to spend a hell of a lot more than $1,200. Especially if you plan on sending them to college.

GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de · -5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I guess you just don't love dogs enough.

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you loved dogs you wouldn't be buying purebreds.

GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

If your dog doesn't look like a Spanish Habsburg I don't want it.

Exusia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Clearly. Maybe across it's lifetime I'd spend that but not on the adoption papers

elliot_crane@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Eww.. don’t buy animals, adopt.

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You do still have to pay for them though.

DrOakfield@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The elites don’t want you to know this but the dogs at the park are free you can take them home I have 416 dogs.

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

If you don't know it already, please listen to I Steal Pets by Rachel Bloom.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Generally, you pay things like the cost of spaying or neutering and vaccines. We paid $150 when we adopted our last dog to cover those costs. $150 is a hell of a lot less than over $1000.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

And food and taxes and going to a doc when they get ill and make vaccations more expensive

Artyom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

My local shelter has free adoptions. Everyone returned the dogs they bought during COVID, so they just need to get rid of them as fast as possible from the shelters.

FastAndBulbous@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Yes generally, but adopted animals can absolutely have challenging behavoural issues that not everyone is suited to deal with. It depends on your situation I think but absolutely more people should adopt.

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Adoption isn't free tho.....

redballooon@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

I suppose that’s an argument from someone who thinks a poodle is replacement for therapy.

shukufuku@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What's that in metric?

FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y

432 metric poodles

PatFussy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

158 french bulldogs

unreachable@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

still need banana for scale

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

If you prefer, $500,000 can get you 5 1993 AMERTEK 4000L tanker

GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Let me consult my crystal ball.... Yes! https://lemmy.ml/post/7368802

Neil@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
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mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Can confirm all Melissa's are like this