elliot_crane

u/elliot_crane@lemmy.world
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on Swasticars · c/politicalmemes · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah.. I’m strongly considering getting one but I need to be able to remove it so that way the psychotic red hats whose driveway borders mine don’t decide to torch my home at night.

on Swasticars · c/politicalmemes · 13 pts · 1y

Ugh.. please reconsider. Many of us bought model 3/Ys years ago because they were a viable option to ditch gas vehicles. It’s bad enough that I’m stuck with this car for a while longer, I really don’t need it getting vandalized making people think I’m a fucking fascist.

lmao.. funny enough I was thinking the glasses and camera angle are working a fucking miracle for her in this picture. She looks roughly human here, as opposed to her normal inbred reverse centaur getup.

Back when I was in high school, we had a shared pool of laptops stored in the library, and our teachers would reserve the library space for days when we were supposed to be working on laptops. My district had a bunch of Dells with the nipple mouse. To this day I still think it’s probably the most convenient and precise input device I’ve ever used.

on Good as gold · c/memes · 17 pts · 1y

I mean.. if it was enough to cover a stamp and I was the post office worker, I’d be a bro about it.

on Pragearnant · c/memes · 22 pts · 1y

Ok look I will fully admit that I didn’t notice that, nor did I notice the fetus wired up to drop out of the anus, but I think you’re making some assumptions here about intelligence/horniness. I was distracted by the myriad questions that arose when considering the prospect of a glass belly to monitor pregnancy. What would it be shaped like? Would it just be a little TV screen like a Tellytubby? A porthole like the windows on SpongeBob’s house? Would it just be a big old solid Buddha belly but made of glass? Or maybe some space age tech that lets it flex like a foldable phone. Also, would people be born like that or would the glass belly form upon becoming pregnant? There’s just so many logistics to consider here..

Yeah this is an easy Shiloh angle for me. I’m down for some Radiohead every now and then, and when I’m not, that’s what noise cancelling headphones are for.