c/lemmyshitpost · by bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1y

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439 Comments

sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 118 pts · 1y

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 100 pts · 1y

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 95 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Uhhh, yeah I can't explain myself out of this one.

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 28 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

wouldnt have though nothing of it

So without the comment what did you think of it?

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

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froh42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I shared the link to this to friends a week ago or so.

mlg@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Jokes on you they'll never ask show me your last starred github repo

starbrite@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wait a miniute, what do they do when it's full, it's not like they have a sewer system up there... And how do they use the toilet without floating off? Do they have seatbelts? Shitbelts?

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

They recycle the pee to drinking water.

BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 1y (2 replies)

More memes from lemmy

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

That's a dog that knows how to play the system... You know damn well as you approached their eyes would follow you, but they would not move a muscle.

Clearly a good boy/girl 😁

arudesalad@sh.itjust.works · 85 pts · 1y

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 81 pts · 1y

kamad@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 1y (1 reply)

passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

This was mine too

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works · 73 pts · 1y

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 71 pts · 1y (2 replies)

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 1y

Bonk

GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Added to cart. Thank you!

skygirl@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 1y

lengau@midwest.social · 69 pts · 1y

exu@feditown.com · 67 pts · 1y

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 1y

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bruhduh@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 1y (4 replies)

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 1y

Bonk

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Good luck with that one, don't forget to set an alarm.

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This game is taking over everything I swear

Peaceful mode is gonna go crazy

Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Fr I don't even know what game that is but I've seen this girl and people cosplaying her so often

Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de · 66 pts · 1y

1000038447

jdeath@lemm.ee · 61 pts · 1y

remer@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y

M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 1y

Fact

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 58 pts · 1y (2 replies)

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

They're fighting with stands, you just can't see it

Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

You can't see it. I can.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 1y

satxdude@lemm.ee · 53 pts · 1y (1 reply)

crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y

Nature is beautiful

blackluster117@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 1y

ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y

perniciousanteater@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y

K4mpfie@feddit.org · 49 pts · 1y (1 reply)

passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Take em away, boys

Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I can't explain this

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 28 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Bonk

Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 1y

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Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y

Man and jonkler are expexting a baby?! 😰

wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

You fail the horny check.

blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

is there a lore reason why jonkler is gregnant? is he stupid?

Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't know I just downloaded this to shitpoat

blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

it's a r/batmanarkham reference

Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 1y

trugrog@programming.dev · 48 pts · 1y

Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y

Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 1y

1000011358

frunch@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y

aido@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y

chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 43 pts · 1y

1000043059

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y

I literally saved it from the last "post your most-recent download" thread:

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

No horny here. Yep 😇

vinyl@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 1y

RedIce25@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 1y

Comic Strips-29576221

cadaver@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y

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Mac@mander.xyz · 35 pts · 1y

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 35 pts · 1y

MellowSnow@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

theneverfox@pawb.social · 32 pts · 1y

movodehe@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 1y

heroheman@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y

Thelie@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1y

lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y

dumbass@leminal.space · 31 pts · 1y

Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 1y

Mixed results...?

RatzChatsubo@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 30 pts · 1y

Souyo@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

Lyricism6055@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

erev@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 1y

Makeshift@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y

Landless2029@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Saved to post to a work chat. Haha

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y

Actually. Hahaha. Problematic politically but damn he fine.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 1y

duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y

Dhar@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y

Meat baby

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 1y

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thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

janus2@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1y

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y

Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y

supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

RouxBru@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 1y

MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y

SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y

Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 1y

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y

hmmm@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 1y

Dasus@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

zloubida@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (2 replies)

MonkeyTown@midwest.social · 6 pts · 1y

Hahaha I had the same experience learning Russian. It’s so hard to find simple stuff like dick and Jane, but in another language.

Interestingly, comic books, especially those which have been translated into multiple languages (marvel, dc, etc) are almost easier. They usually have short, less-complicated sentences, and the context is pictorial. Plus it’s not boring af to read, which is ultra-helpful. Maybe that’s why people like manga and anime so much..? Idk.

Opisek@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Same picture! Had to send it to my bf learning German.

UNY0N@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

daellat@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

Think this is from Lemmy anyway

emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y

the game but it's loss

skoell13@feddit.org · 22 pts · 1y

copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y

justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

That is stupid and I love it

HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y

derek@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 1y

TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y

danhab99@programming.dev · 20 pts · 1y

micro plaatics

BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 1y

jqubed@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

ItzzMe@midwest.social · 20 pts · 1y

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 1y

ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 1y

JoeKis@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

taanegl@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y

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dastechniker@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

a glass of autism creatures, or possibly isaacs from the binding of isaac

neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y

konalt@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

n3m37h@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

vinyl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

More apple than pine

lunar17@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

obscur_e@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

CPMSP@midwest.social · 18 pts · 1y

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y

Emerald@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

ndupont@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

m_f@midwest.social · 17 pts · 1y

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Lots of Pussy 🥸

hatrick@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

1000016739

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y

JayJay@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

I do not pass the check

::: spoiler NSFW

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Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y

slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Maybe it's horny, but this picture of Malenia, Goddess of Rot is now my phone background.

azulavoir@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y

Skyline969@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Asafum@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 1y

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

no (this thread isnt tagged nsfw)

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 9 pts · 1y

Learn to use spoiler tags coward

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 1y

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GodyGade@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

DerArzt@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Balatro is love

Balatro is life

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1y

I got a cat in my lap

TheTux@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1y

IDew@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

Nice try, social engineer. You're not getting anywhere near my data

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y

Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 15 pts · 1y

aggelalex@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

TexNox@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 1y

countrypunk@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 1y

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 1y

I was setting up people's profile pictures on the home server... Everyone's a different concerned dog...

cuuube@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

sailormoon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

sockman@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y

Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

Routhinator@startrek.website · 13 pts · 1y

Kovukono@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1y

Quexotic@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 1y

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 12 pts · 1y

KingOfSuede@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

ComradeR@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

I don’t completely hate it

Opisek@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that for like reaching out to get your towel after you're done

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

It's so you can turn the shower on to warm without opening the door. I assume there is a notable splash risk.

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 1y

1000007314

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y

I made soup.

WeirdyTrip@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y

lidoryph@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

killea@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

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amon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

LordGimp@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

For some reason it won't let me post the actual last pic on my phone, which is a yucky rotor I cleaned up and tested at work today. Maybe because it's from the camera? Idk. That's the most recent it would let me post

Transwithvans@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y

atocci@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Battle_Masker@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Justas@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

I think that you caught me.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 1y

Mitchmaker@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

veganpizza69@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

yourNewFavouriteUser@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

SignorCadere@feddit.it · 10 pts · 1y

1000008146

trslim@pawb.social · 10 pts · 1y

normalexit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

frigidaphelion@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

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Dearth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

mlg@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

I think it was antibiotic use for animal farms

trevdog@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

i failed

FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y

kaedon@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 1y

I hope you like indecipherable plots: 1000092287

HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y

masinko@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I'm gonna save you all from the pic of my pet snake taking a shit in my hand.

My partner thought it was too funny, and used my phone to take the picture.

chrizzly@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y

🤔

ChillPenguin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Stamau123@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

ReeferPirate@lemy.lol · 9 pts · 1y

nebthron@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Turret3857@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

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UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Valmond@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y

It's ~~refusing to upload, but it's~~ an image of a greasy sandwich while I hold it with chopsticks. The sandwich has a bite out of it.

Edit:

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y

OmegaLemmy@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y

FUUCK I THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE EXCEPTION

1000014735

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

::: spoiler NSFW

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grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 1y

TinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Sorgan71@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 1y

I can't because the post isn't marked NSFW...

DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

it's getting hot in here

Caboose12000@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

wicked_observer@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Can’t it’s 34G boobs from my fwb. I failed the check

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · 7 pts · 1y

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SwordInStone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

jendolf@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

Sylaran@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Sergio@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y

context

CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y

I like old tech

madjo@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y

You guys save your pics?

themakara@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

cley_faye@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Nice try. I'm not breaking the server's moderation rules.

drasglaf@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

What makes this hilarious to me for horny check purposes is the context it was used in.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

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Taleya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 1y

Kallioapina@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

johsny@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

HarmlessCake@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y

Refreshing peppermint liquor with chocolate & cream taste

Sabata11792@ani.social · 6 pts · 1y

You survived a mine field.

interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

epique@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Sorry if it isn't horny enough. I haven't taken a moment to memorize the sigil-number equivalence, yet, so I just screenshot it.

Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

TomatenMark@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

hector@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

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Gacrux@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

CaptainPieces@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

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Furbag@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

My last picture in my saved images folder is a snip of my screen. My prompt got featured on Prequel Comic! Finally, after like, 10 years of submitting commands and I just happened to check for updates and saw my name at the top.

I kind of regret that specific prompt getting picked now though, because I thought the spider character was on an elevator traveling downwards, but I went back a page and realized that it was a camera/animation trick and they weren't actually moving down. And yet, the artist still picked me for some reason anyway. Whatever, I'll take it!

recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y