Okay....let's divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like....bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono.... "Different strokes for different folks," and all that jazz...
I've come across almost the same one in my native language, but it's about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it'd go something like this:
What's the difference between a stork?
Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.
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Alteon@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y
Okay....let's divide the foot fetish and the racist thing. Both are totally different things. I can have a foot fetish without being a racist. I mean when you have feet near/around your face when you have sex, eventually your brain starts to associate the two unintentionally. Eventually, your brain like....bridges a connection between the two, and holy shit, feet become weirdly sexy. Iono.... "Different strokes for different folks," and all that jazz...
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
That’s why I orgasm uncontrollably when I smell dumpster juice.
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I was about to say "actually they're Satan's Maggoty Cum Fly" and felt really clever about my joke
And then I realized that's not actually their username and now I just feel dumb
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Thank you! I've been looking for it for hours!
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Found the chemistry-teacher-turned-meth-producer.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Alteon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Sweet motherfucking Christ.....that username. Looool
ubermeisters@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
benignintervention@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com · 28 pts · 2y
How are they mutually exclusive? Maybe you’re even more racist because you start to discriminate based on the feet colour 🦶🏻🦶🏾
Alteon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Ahhh.....fuck....I used the wrong words....I fixed. But lol at your comment. Thanks!
pirat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
🦶
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
Soon enough you'll be like "some feet are better than others"
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y
basically genocide
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Pedocide wait
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Pedicide I think
pirat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Pesticides I drink...
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Who doesn't drink pesticides I drink pesticides and the doctor says there's something wrong with my brain
pirat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
YouTube: GMO Advocate Says Monsanto's Roundup is Safe to Drink, Then Refuses Glass
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Yeah don't group me with those dirty feet people /s
Alteon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
What about clean feet people?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
Dirty now .. jfc
dave@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Only one of them is mutually exclusive. Reminds me of the joke about the duck…
Alteon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Yeaaaah, I had to fix that phrasing. Ya'll we're right.
ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
what's the joke
dave@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 2y
What’s the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
pirat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I've come across almost the same one in my native language, but it's about a stork instead of a duck, and put to words a a bit differently. In English it'd go something like this:
What's the difference between a stork?
Both of its legs are the same length - especially the one of them.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
both are nevar put backwards
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Why am I not racist or have a foot fetish?
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 18 pts · 2y
You haven't been truly taught to shitpost.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Then it needs to stay like that if I want to keep my sanity.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
You got taught morality before shit posting. Something that happens to many people before they enter kindergarten.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
So having a foot fetish is linked to learning to shitpost?
MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y
What happens if I'm already both of those things and I learn to shitpost?
Purely hypothetically of course
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 17 pts · 2y
Double the feet double the racist
Lauchmelder@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
does it cancel out?
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Did you mean squared
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y
What happens if you teach a transwoman to shitpost?
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 17 pts · 2y
Racist, and develops a footish
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Kinky
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 2y
can confirm
man after thinking about it for a bit it actually sorta applies wtf
Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I can excuse the racism, but having a foot fetish is just unacceptable.
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I mean I’m not into it but like, I’ve always assumed it’s a submissive association to people stepping over you or smth
loki_d20@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
This is why I block political meme groups on social media immediately. It's just filled with future libertarians and conservatives.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 16 pts · 2y
Son, do you know where you are?
Do you need help getting to safety?
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You are on a shitposting sub
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Ah I see a fellow racist what car do you race good sir 🚗🚗🚗🚗🚘🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com · 2 pts · 2y
NA miata