I see your carpets and raise you: The Toilet Cosy

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29 Comments

MostlyGhost@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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bobaduk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I wholly agree, but that photo has been on my camera roll for years waiting for just the right discourse.

ndr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What's the story/context?

bobaduk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

/c/nocontexttoiletcosy

BrickFrog@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ah, yes. A Doody Doily.

bobaduk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Take your upvote and get out

A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y

How can something be so opulent and so ratchet at the exact same time?

SuperSloth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Imagine sitting down and feeling the squish of wet fabric beneath you.

VenoraTheBarbarian@lemmygrad.ml · 7 pts · 3y

You straight up made my face scrunch up in disgust with that thought. So... Good job, I guess. 🤢

Tugboater203@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Somethings are just wrong, this is one of them.

impulse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

So that's what people mean when they call the toilet a "thinkers throne".

elf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. I hate that I can smell this picture. (Those rugs, auuugh!)

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I can smell this photo.

Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

No. Just. No. 🤬

manitcor@lemmy.intai.tech · 1 pts · 3y

thank you

GreyCat134@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Why would anyone want this.

Kalkaline@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y

It looks brand new, no stains at all yet.

SmugBedBug@lemmy.iswhereits.at · 4 pts · 3y

It's not so much how it looks (although that is horrible), I can't stop thinking of the stains not coming out of there.

cali@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I am disgusted, but part of me wants to crochet one because I can.

BlankSix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Oh. Yeah there's... there's something special about a fuzzy toilet seat.

Special, and unnaturally warm.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y

I read the title as "The Toilet Cosby" and did not know what to expect

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

“Dry clean only”

berkeleyblue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Nono Carpets are nice, especially with tile as a floor. But that thing... that thing scares me...

Logic_Zero@beehaw.org · 3 pts · 3y

The family poodle will love this, as it drinks in Victorian luxury.

Ataraxia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

My grandmother had a seat that had a permanent padding on it. Wasn't fuzzy but I kept wondering how long it had been there as I remember it being there in 1987. They loved these cozies in Japan though and at first I thought it was a novel idea since we'd freeze our butts in the winter but shortly after I got mine I threw it away. Just gross.

LillianVS@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Oh god... It reminds me of the velvet toilet seat Evan and Katelyn made as a joke... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ORbHSQ5pw

Even the mother disapproved lol

squanchmymarklar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What, specifically, is "cosy" about this?!

scott@lem.free.as · 3 pts · 3y

More like "beer cosy" and less like "cosy and warm".

lhx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Yuck. Lol.

emi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y

I can smell this bathroom through the picture alone.