Does anyone know where I could get a phone inserted into my body? (Example below)

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The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 52 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It only works with android

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

What about the eyePhone?

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It does have the most Data.

teft@startrek.website · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Mexico.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So I flew to Mexico city now what

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ask around for "telefono en bungholio"

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

Will do

XaeroDegreaz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Unlimited Data on the Cellular Peptide network.

al177@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

On Mint Frosting Mobile

linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Gotta Boost the deflector array

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Best Sprint before it explodes!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

There's a place that does that on Friday nights. Little fuzzy on it's name, though.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

With enough lube you could get one installed immediately

Blackout@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

I did as you said but it's a little hard to answer when I'm shopping at Old Navy.

Old Navy special deal

bi_tux@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I just now realise why bender in futurama has space in his body

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

If you get one like Derek Zoolander's, you could simply ingest the phone.

CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y

This episode freaked me out as a kid, and I refuse to believe it wasn't directly influenced by Twin Peaks.

Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I still sometimes think about he transhumanist guy who surgically implanted an LCD monitor in his right arm and WiFi chip in his left. Last I saw he reported psychological distress after a while. I wonder what became of them.

Wirrvogel@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y

I only know about this person, probably not who you think of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Harbisson

Open_Mike@artemis.camp · 5 pts · 2y

Some things were easier in the GSM days.

centof@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Gulp. ... Can yu ear nw?

EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
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UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Me telling off the source of all my problems

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

When the phone inside his ribcage rings it's not for me

Blackout@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
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