Tall, short, whatever—we're all screwed

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19 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can't reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can't reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

We are not the same.

SkyJuice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

People of average height:

elbucho@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a secret. I can't tell you.

Jesus_666@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

A tease.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

A tease.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

shroomad@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I don't get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

octoperson@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

It's cloudy up there

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y

They're too tall for the bottom shelf.

NPC@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

glibg10b@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

They're too tall for the bottom of the bowl.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

People who need glasses

moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Also for nosightedness

shneancy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

as well as being blind and constipated

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can't see shit because I have shit eyesight

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Fair enough.