Behold the Oppenhammer

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30 Comments

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I am become shrapnel, destroyer of organs

plague_sapiens@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

All your shrapnel are belong to organs

ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Hippity hoppity All your organs are now my property

flying_monkies@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

One hit wonder.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

The last hammer you'll ever need

Madison420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's not how mortars work.

You'd need to smack the tail and spin start it in most cases.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

There's no safety so well designed that a properly motivated idiot can't bypass it.

Madison420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sure, if you're trying to kill yourself with a mortar I can tell you how to do it. My point is however shitty it looks it's probably a decent hammer so long as you don't hit the wrong part as plastic type explosives and even older rdx derivatives are super duper stable.

DNOS@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

U have convinced me I'm building one ...

Buffman@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Guaranteed to oppen anything!

psmgx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Once

Blackout@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We should be moving away from single use products. Go planet!

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You've only gotta use it once and you'll never need another hammer in your life.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

BIFL

nilaus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

That's a malicious mallet!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y

The logical evolution from the .50 hammer.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

Tomahawk missile

assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What nutjob decides to weld that.

Maalus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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Nobsi@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Oppan hammer style

FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Actual footage of this in use

https://imgur.io/v7UEq

monsdar@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So many questions, wish there was a way to know the backstory of this gif.

archon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Some kinda fireworks celebration as far as I remember in, I want to say Latin America?

pan_troglodytes@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

+2 hammer of worldending

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Who let the Ork Tankbustas in here??

Pons_Aelius@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Big Bada Boom

bzarb8ni@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Destroyer of welds

Narrrz@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

I'm not sure this sh.it justworks.

not more than once, anyway.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

a sober person would throw it

marcos@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Do you rotate three times and throw it?

Damaskox@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Something tells me this should only be used by the people who has attained the trait "Deathwish" 🤔