Random Cybertruck in a parking lot this morning.

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22 Comments

rtxn@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y

Outside used to have the best graphics, but the development team really dropped the ball with the new asset streaming solution. Textures I would understand (looking at you, RAGE megatextures), but waiting until the camera is up close to load the LOD0 mesh is unacceptable.

Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a mix of a Delorean, a Lamborghini Countach, and a turd.

alquicksilver@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

I feel so sorry for your poor butthole.

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

I'm not sure it's real, the panels aren't even gaping.

dandroid@dandroid.app · 30 pts · 2y

I'm low key excited to see one in person for the first time. I find them fascinatingly disgusting. Like pimple popping videos or post surgery pictures.

Alivrah@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Seems like you have an issue with your graphics card

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

They just set the game's LOD swap distance to minimum to maximize fps.

clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

Here we see the Cybertruck in its natural habitat, unaware and undisturbed. Decades of evolution have groomed its every obtuse angle and low-res textures to attract its ideal mate: the fanboy.

Aldehyde@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y

They actually made this junk?

gr0nr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Whenever I see one I just think of the Pontiac Aztec and what a flop it was.

smoof@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

Even the Honda Ridgeline was redesigned.

lordxakio@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I cannot get past how ugly that thing is.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, that's a Super Nintendo with Super FX chip car. Mildly interesting indeed.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Do a barrel roll!

YerbaYerba@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is the windshield wiper longer than the bed of the truck?

nowwhatnapster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's called the cyberwiper :D

YerbaYerba@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Full Self Wiping!

::: spoiler Note: *Wiper does not clean the full window :::

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Truckla did it better.

Quills@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Hmm seems like the model didn't load very well yet, you should've waited a lil bit more before taking the pic

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Cylons supercharging.

LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

What if we made a tent out of metal and gave it some wheels?

netburnr@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 2y

What is this a pic for ants?