Anything but metric, please.

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Exusia@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Americans avoiding metric

Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

According to experts from NASA's Johnson Space Center, the meteor in question was just over 60 centimeters in diameter and weighed half a ton (or around 454 kilograms).

The headline is entirely from the Jerusalem post. In Israel.

Exusia@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

This makes it even funnier

bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

That's as heavy as 7 and a half men stuffed into a 2 foot wide beach ball

enki@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Sorry to interrupt the circle jerk, but...

https://ibb.co/3B6HqF7

ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y

For those not picking up on what this image is showing: the article that wrote and used this title was The Jerusalem Post. From Isreal.

NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Snipboard.io is a bit less cancerous w the ads

enki@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thanks, was looking for an alternative because Sync wouldn't let me upload the image directly.

randomivysaur@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

No it's an instance problem, lemm.ee doesn't allow any image uploads.

tym@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Please give your mass in elephants per corgi³

profdc9@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Approximately 735 kilomice per fathombushel.

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This would be density. Mass in elephant and volume in corgi

GreenMario@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

We will use any, and I do mean anything, other than metric as units of measurement. I think because if you do so much as measure a meter, you'll start sucking dick and change genders or something.

cori@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Can confirm. I started working at an Asian automotive manufacturer using metric measurements and I came out as bi and started HRT within two years. We need to shine a light on the straight man to bisexual metric femboy pipeline that's destroying America!

Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Obviously you don't need to answer because it's not your job to educate anyone about your identity, much less a random stranger. But I've never heard of hrt for a man-to-femboy. Would you consider yourself cis? Is femboy your gender identity, or do you consider yourself a boy who just chooses to present feminine? (I'm agender so I don't even know what it's like to identify as anything at all!)

cori@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

I actually just thought the phrase "metric femboy" sounded funny. I could have probably used "metric catgirl" and it would have been more accurate.

Serious answer: Femboy is sort of an intermediate step of sorts for me bc I haven't come out publicly yet. I definitely identify as trans though.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Maybe 🤔 f you weren’t staring so much, that wouldn’t happen.

(The typo made it even funnier)

Amilo159@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Is it small corgi sized or large corgi sized?

Land_Strider@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Probably large corgi sized small corgi sized boulder sized.

Kase@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Land_Strider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love how this image is simply getting more and more traction to meme US measurement units. Every time I see a meme about the measurement units, there is at least one comment about this, and if not, I'm doing my part!

Kase@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Good work, fellow lemming. o7

It is a fine image indeed.

R2DPru@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

The size of an entire city in Colorado?!

Substance_P@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure a corgi is an international unit of measurement.

casmael@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Just says corgi so I’d assume an average one. They’d probably have said if it was bigger, and gone to a slightly larger dog like perhaps a beagle or a cocker spaniel

Amilo159@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Average sized corgi is not exact enough for me dissertation.

casmael@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Perhaps we could break it down a bit, enforce a smaller dog as a sort of standard unit in cases like these eg a Yorkshire terrier or a chihuahua for instance

Amilo159@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's what I was thinking. One corgi and half chihuahua sized meteor.

casmael@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I’m not sure about mixing dog units like that tho, could get confusing. What’s the conversion between corgis and chihuahuas?

tabularasa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way I like it!"

hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

metric meme

I guess not.

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Right now, hundreds of upper middle class suburbanite Texans are furiously looking for the breeder who will sell them a coveted elephant sized meteor corgi.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Half the phone system in Dallas just went down.

Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Even a sphere with the diameter of a corgi would be 80% denser than tungsten. Oh I missed the baby part. I went with 8000 lb for the low end of an elephant.

ApeNo1@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
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Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How many baby elephants equal an adult elephant?

zaph@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

And where will they get the trenchcoat?

silentknyght@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Until your post, I thought the description was pretty good. I can visualize a Corgi. I can visualize 4 elephants. I can visualize the mass of those 4 elephants in a Corgi shape. It gets a general idea of magnitude across and it's a neat mental picture.

Four Baby elephants, though? I have a really hard time with that. Why 4 of them? Is that like 1 adult? I can't visualize a baby elephant relative to a Corgi, let alone to an adult elephant. It's all complicated.

I think they had a good idea but they fucked up the execution.

Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I think the article author or maybe editor (whoever makes the titles) just got tunnel vision on trying for a relatable animal based comparison and nobody told them to stop.

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How many nautical wombats to a baby elephant again?

saltesc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Hey, mate. We use metric down here and wombats aren't real. We just stitch dead possums together, stuff them with plaster, and put them upside-down on the side of the road for tourists to make sure they don't speed.

someguy3@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Corgis are the Queen's measurement. Elephants are the African measurement. Stop mixing and matching!

Neato@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is this a European or African meteorite?

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

gets yeeted

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

And once we determine how many parsecs of velocity the meteor had we can calculate AA batteries of kinetic energy.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

So... like... a teenage elephant?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's four baby elephants now? I swear last time I read this it was two baby elephants.

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

Careful now, or it'll be 8 next time.

Rhoeri@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Who downvotes this? Especially knowing that voting is entirely irrelevant- what is wrong worn people?

Substance_P@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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