Weekend Caption Contest: No Moons

Hello,

I keep forgetting to do these, but WhoRoger sent me this recently, and it's now all I can think about.

Please suggest your own captions for this pic.

Also: please feel free suggest any other images we can use for future contests, (or any suggestions for Wednesday themes, for that matter.)

Thanks!

120 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world

18 Comments

Weirdfish@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Well, now I know why Greedo shot first.

Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Han always shoots first with those cannons.

at_an_angle@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y

Maclunkey!

holycrap@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Someone tweet this at Harrison Ford. Or whatever tweeting is called these days.

DakRalter@thelemmy.club · 25 pts · 2y

X-creting

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y

Han Solo Duo

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 11 pts · 2y

Trans-galactic smuggler, Hana Solo

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

They're bigger than the Imperial Jugs, not the local saggy-tits, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian Jugs, now. They're big enough for the Old Man.

bestusername@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y

"Yes, I shot first"

riskable@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

"I'm a smuggler, kid. That's why I had these babies installed!"

"Oh! How much can they hold?"

"If the lighting is right, a whole squadron! That's how we smuggled an entire freighter's worth of chak-root on to Coruscant!"

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

'I'm also a qualified pilot on a motorboat you know'

NotSpez@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Who’s scruffy looking now, tinytits Leia!?

Teon@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

"Awww, tits!"

I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You came in the thing? How?

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

I spit out my tea when I saw this one.

freamon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So, what do you think about that Anakin?

community_automod@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Well, you know, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked…