Mistakes were made

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lostme@lemmy.world · 170 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shave chest, put on a red tie. This is gonna be the most fire DK cosplay

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

I know what I'm dressing as for Halloween next year.

squirrelwithnut@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Shave your arms up to your elbows. If anyone says anything about it say you took a cooking course on making pizza from scratch, and the instructors recommended shaving your hands and forearms if you were going to try hand-tossing the dough to limit contamination.

dwalin@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y

This guy bullshits

MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Yes I need to keep you nearby

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (17 replies)

Men, if you have an issue with being too warm, and are hairy, that's likely correlated. During the heat wave this summer I did total body hair removal, and my comfortable temperature range went from like 72F to 80F

But, I have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema, so staying cool is medically necessary for me.

Maalus@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I'm hairy as fuck and cold all the time

How do I get more fur

kattenluik@feddit.nl · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fur suit

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y

Hirsute

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Acquire pets.

Maalus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Got a cat but he saps the heat from me. The animal has such cold paws sometimes, and knows how to warm them up with a human present. Just 5 mins tho, then he goes away for no reason

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

55 gallon drum of Rogaine

bratosch@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hair transplant

Maalus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hair transplants work by redistributing hair from somewhere else on your body tho. So I would be even colder there

bratosch@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe have it donated by someone who's too hot and want less fur?

Maalus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It'll just get rejected and they'd have to amputate. Or shave.

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

Global warming life pro tip right here.

ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Being fully hairless just makes my clothes feel stickier in hot weather. Fine hair helps wick moisture. But ya, better than being fully furry if your hair grows in like a gorilla.

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's just something that takes a bit of getting used to, but after a few weeks I didn't notice the weird feeling anymore.

cobysev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm covered in thick fur from my head to the tips of my toes. I usually run hot and feel most comfortable in 65-68 degree temperatures.

I did a full hair removal one summer - everything from the neck down - just to see if it would relieve me of the heat. Unfortunately, my hair also grows ridiculously fast. Not only did it fully grow back in less than a week, but it came back thicker! I now have fur patches in places I used to just have a few fine light hairs. Now I'm extra miserable in the heat.

Bonus cruelty: I was in the US military for 20 years and kept getting stationed in hot places, including a deployment to Africa and a deployment to Iraq, both during the summer. I actually developed a heat rash in Africa from sweating too much.

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hair doesn't grow back thicker when shaved; that's an old wives tale. The reason it feels thicker is that the ends of the hairs haven't been worn down yet. You can use a piece of denim as kinda sandpaper to smooth them out.

But yeah, I had to full body shave like every 3 days, so I just started using an epilator.

cobysev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hair doesn't grow back thicker when shaved; that's an old wives tale.

People have been telling me that all my life, but that's exactly what happened to me. It doesn't grow thicker each time I shave, it was just a one-time thing. But where I used to have blonde peach fuzz, I now have thick, bushy, black hair. And it didn't change until I shaved it.

I was 28 at the time, so it wasn't a puberty thing either.

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I didn't start growing my beard until about that time, so it could have been natural.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Must fully commit now. Fill bathtub with Nair. Take weekly baths in Nair.

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

An epilator is more economical.

Master@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My everything crawled up inside me.

EatYouWell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It's not all that bad after like the 3rd time doing it, especially if you do the prep right.

Weird enough, the most painful spot was my chest. I figured it would be pubes, but those weren't a big deal at all.

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y

Reminds me of this story. Sorry for the link to the other site, I couldn't find another source quickly

Knusper@feddit.de · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thin out the hair on the arm to make it look natural...

metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Gradual fade from wrist to elbow. Problem solved

PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Or wear gloves all the time and really standout.

SkyNTP@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 2y

"If you're going through hell, keep going!"

einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y

Well do the rest of the arm and then paint fingernails

MeanEYE@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Do a fade.

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y

It's a blessing in disguise. He's just realized he's a walking canvas. So many possibilities!

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (13 replies)

If you did what I do for a living, you'd shave up to your elbow! Without a second thought. I'm lucky for not having that much body hair.

Apply moisturizer - that skin is sensible - and be prepared for ingrown hairs. And hitching.

tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Hitching? You mean this’ll get our man married?!

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y

Every woman's crazy for the gorilla-tuxedo look.

sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Who said it was a man?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Wouldn't that be grand?

kaleid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

That would be sensible.

sheepishly@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (7 replies)

What do you do for a living?

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 2y

Probs shaving arms.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I work with substances nobody should really mess with and that implies wearing gloves for extended periods of time.

Pulling hairs out is a daily event and washing contaminants away when the gloves fail with that much hair - or any amount whatsoever - makes things harder.

heydo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Are you cooking meth?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

I would sooner make gunpowder cotton or nitroglycerin instead.

bran_buckler@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My curiosity is piqued too! I’m mostly commenting so that I can check back later, but…

  • Are they wearing chain mail gloves (for sharks or cutting meat) that the hair would catch?

  • Going forearm deep in food, to stir or, I don’t know…?

  • Reaching into hot ovens or crucibles that the hair would singe?

  • Going forearm deep to help birth sheep or cows?

  • Or are they a wristwatch/hand model?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

You must wear food grade gloves underneath the chain mail ones, regardless.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

also there's medical reasons to do so

ThePantser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That is a nice fur coat you have

_apokalipto_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

George Costanza? Is that you?

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

He's a hand model uou know, give the guy a break.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

dual watches