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c/dadjokes · by smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2y

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

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23 Comments

subtext@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Thanks for the transcription!!

naticus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Why didn't I scroll down first???

VirginMojito@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

i have a joke about history, but everyone knows it

j4k3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a Lemmy joke but no one reddit.

NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Haha, this one matters!

TAG@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I have a chemistry joke, but I am not getting a good reaction.

runswithjedi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
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Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Nice one, but there is already a chemistry one in it (I think yours is better than the original)

Donkter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a mechanical engineering joke but it's not the right moment.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I also have a mechanical engineering joke, but it doesn't fit this thread

the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

I have a UDP joke, but you might not get it. I could make it a TCP joke, but then I'd have to keep repeating it until you do.

roo@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I have a cleaner joke, but it's a bit dirty

roo@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I have a gardener joke, but I'll have to dig it up

roo@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have a student joke, but I'm not ready to submit it

retrolasered@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

I have a gender joke, but im not ready to reveal it

Prater@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I have a joke, but it's not funny.

TesterJ@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I have a sound joke but you can't hear it

paddirn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I have an incomplete joke, but

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Haha you said butt

Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I have a logistics joke, but it's delayed.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I have a marketing joke, but it’s my job

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I have a management consulting joke, but I can only tell you for 2000/day + 20% cost

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I have a software engineer joke, but it’s still compiling