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If you're cold they're cold [Image of USB flash drive laying in grass] Put them in the computer at your work

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lugal@sopuli.xyz · 57 pts · 2y (1 reply)

True. Many people are suspicious of black USB sticks they find somewhere near their office building but that's just racist

CoderKat@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

That's why, when I leave ransom ware outside of offices, I buy the pink ones and put stickers on em.

Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 2y

I put them in my charger to charge them up when i need them.

Gork@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y

But I wanna connect to ur filesystem UwU

Octopus1348@thelemmy.club · 23 pts · 2y (10 replies)

You can also do some performance-intensive thing on you laptop like () { :|:& };:

PeWu@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cool CPU benchmark

hglman@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

It's like a tractor pull for your computer.

Turun@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

Doesn't look that performance intensive to me, my phone finished it in no time.

bash: syntax error near unexpected token )'`

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

It's the new Emoji feature for your Command Prompt/shell!

bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Can you explain what that is to the illiterate please?

conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It's shell a program that spawns another running copy of itself, then they both spawn another copy of themselves each, then all 4 spawn another copy, ...

Turun@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

No it doesn't

(They are missing a : at the very beginning of the code block)

StaplesMcGee@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hydra protocol.

itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

fork bomb

bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Cool, thanks!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Seems fine to me! *plugs*

Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

plugs it directly in my ass

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Perfect move

bartolomeo@suppo.fi · 6 pts · 2y

Username checks out

ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

I like to warm them up quickly in the microwave.

Adori@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Couldn't a company be easily be hacked if someone put a monitoring program in a usb and just casually drops it near the entrance of an office?

Employees might be curious enough to try plugging it in.

nucleative@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Absolutely, it's a common attack vector

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

in this house we use iomega zip discs

nucleative@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Click... Click... Click...

Sarmyth@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
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idunnololz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Ohhh so that's why that USB I found on the ground made my computer fans go nuts. The computer was trying to transfer heat to the poor wittle USB 🥺

FirstMajesticComet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

Or I could put them in this convenient little USB warmer

(for those unaware this is a USB duplicator and Eraser, it duplicates or erases the contents of a USB drive onto the others at the push of a button).

unmarketableplushie@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y

It has an iso of Hannah Montana Linux on it

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

8 GB? What am I supposed to store on that, a jpeg thumbnail?

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Actually, you can't put them in the computer where I work. Safety protocols, you can't use any devices except that but you're provided for you by the company

comfydecal@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 2y (5 replies)

"Can't" or "don't know how"?

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

No you can't, every device has to be approved by the company, and they need to know exactly what you're using this device for. It's so strict that literally I can't even plug my phone into a computer if I forget to bring my wall plug, in order to charge it I mean.

ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So does anything other than policy actually prevent you from doing so?

HawlSera@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

The machine will log every device that gets connected and at what time.

comfydecal@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y

So what happens to the device if your phone does get plugged in? Firewall at the input?

WaxedWookie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

USB connection won't work, but charging and MBT protocol generally will.

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

Physically can't or aren't allowed to? Is there anything actually preventing it other than rules? What happens if you do?

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I kinda wanna try buying a bunch of virus usb sticks and putting them into important pcs at work. Or leave them lying around the office.

rmuk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A USB flash drive with viruses on will probably be pretty ineffective; someone would need to run the virus manually without AV picking it up which is pretty unheard of. Plus, any organisation worth it's salt will have a policy that automatically blocks drives that aren't encrypted with a company-issued encryption key.

The real risk is that a device like this can emulate any USB device, including disks, keyboards, monitors, serial devices, etc. So you plug in the key and in a split second it opens a terminal and types a dozen especially tasty commands...

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

What if it exploits the complex USB stack though?

kubica@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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bartolomeo@suppo.fi · 1 pts · 2y

Careful, the US might have to form another intelligence agency if you do!