c/linkedinlunatics · by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz · 2y

Hey, who are you talking to, little buddy? (His last four posts are all like this)

Alt text: LinkedIn post that's written as if it's an email to a client about completing some task. The poster refers to themselves as CodeClause

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7 Comments

drolex@sopuli.xyz · 47 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hello dear followers 👋

It is my great pleasure 😍 to inform you that

git add .

git commit -m 'R271: fixing overvoltage monitoring'

git push

Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Imagine committing in three commands

git commit . -m 'R271: fixing overvoltage monitoring'
git push

Think of the time you'll save

drolex@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

I'd be more interested if you had a way to do it in four

Alteon@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hey ChatGPT, I made a code and have to announce to LinkedIn for visibility. Can you write a professional sounding announcement that highlights how great my business is? Use linkedIn buzzwords to build hype. Thanks!

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I took this and added "involving an implementation of a URL shortening mechanism". This is what it wrote:

🚀 Exciting News from [Your Company Name]!

🚀We are thrilled to unveil our latest innovation – a state-of-the-art URL shortening mechanism that's set to revolutionize digital efficiency. #Innovation #TechSolutions🌐

Simplify Complexity: Our cutting-edge technology simplifies lengthy URLs into concise, user-friendly links, enhancing online navigation and boosting productivity. #UserExperience #DigitalTransformation💡

Smart & Secure: Engineered with advanced algorithms and robust security measures, our tool ensures not only ease of access but also the utmost protection of your digital footprint. #CyberSecurity #TechAdvancement🔗

Seamless Integration: Perfect for businesses and individuals alike, our URL shortener integrates flawlessly with various platforms, amplifying your digital presence and outreach. #BusinessGrowth #TechnologyLeadership🌟

Why Choose Us? At [Your Company Name], we're not just about technology; we're about empowering connections and fostering seamless digital experiences. #CustomerCentric #InnovativeSolutions🤝

Join Us on This Journey: Be part of our growing community. Simplify your digital life and elevate your online presence with [Your Product/Service Name]. #JoinUs #NextBigThing🔗

Try it Now: [Link to your product/service]👉 Stay tuned for more updates and feel free to reach out for collaborations or inquiries. Let's redefine digital simplicity together! #TechCommunity #Collaboration

Alfredolin@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Actually impressive.

hactar42@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Startup Enthusiast

Aka, none of my ventures have succeeded