It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy's that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you're the real heroes.
Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.
18 Comments
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 104 pts · 2y
It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y
This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. 😤😤😤
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Doing the Lord's work
CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children's futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 2y
Will nobody stop this madman‽
ramble81@lemm.ee · 54 pts · 2y
Evil is when you get two kids that order nuggets you only put an extra in one and watch them fight over it.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Or take one nugget from one bag and put it in the other, plus an extra nugget
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 2y
Hohohoho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy's that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you're the real heroes.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
The end of night special is a glorious thing. It's the modern day equivalent of the end of a rainbow
schmidtster@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Kid is lucky buddy was working the nuggies though.
larsloveslegos@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I did this when I worked at McDonald's for a week lol. Their training was the worst of any job I've ever had
xpinchx@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I took worked at McDonald's for a week and also routinely didn't count nuggets and filled that bitch up.
larsloveslegos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Eventually I realized this was intentional design because the extra nugget barely fits
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
blesses nuggie orders
thinks he's evil
divineslayer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.
Dirk@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Still worth it!
gatelike@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
so wholesome, praise the devil and their devilish ways!