That would mean Obi-Wan lied. Not only that, but he apparently didn't bother looking for Luke on his birth planet. This whole theory is a mess and I hope it's not true.
(Dropping the act, I really do think it was a mistake for Lucas to pull this trigger. Made for a great moment in movie history, but sets up a whole lot of problems in the larger plot.)
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aeon@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y
Actually, Yoda is Vader. The helmet is the cockpit to control the rest of the body.
nomecks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
samus12345@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
We'll find out in 1980.
HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Such a stupid fan theory. It will never hold up to scrutiny.
Masamune@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Seriously, I mean what's next. The Chancellor is secrectly an evil mastermind villain? Totally unbelievable.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Some even believe that old Ben was a Jedi knight
Masamune@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No...no, that's not true. That's impossible!
Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
You mean that old hermit that lives on Tatooine? No way he's a Jedi.
boblin@infosec.pub · 33 pts · 2y
That's impossible, we know Anakin is Luke's dad and Obi-Wan told Luke that Vader killed him.
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 5 pts · 2y
Luke, I fucked your mom
lugal@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 2y
Big if true but I doubt it. Don't get me wrong, I'm down for wild speculations and fan theories but we shouldn't ignore canon
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
There is only one, true Vader... They don't even look anything alike!
root_beer@midwest.social · 17 pts · 2y
Didn’t that guy just get voted in as Argentina’s president?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Seems perfectly fine and reasonable to me...
Selmafudd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
That looks nothing like the guy from Lion King
anguo@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
This one does weirdly look like Kylo Ren though.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 14 pts · 2y
So are we supposed to believe that Darth Vader has prosthetic limbs? Get out of here!
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Then Anakin would be breaking my hEaRt.... Then I would fall dead and give birth to two twins who would become very close in the future.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
What are you doing step-jedi?
Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Too close.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Too close
JoShmoe@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Too clos
LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Inconceivable
oo1@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
no way, are you saying that darth vader might be
::: spoiler SPOILER
luke skywalkers father?
:::
hansl@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
That doesn’t even make sense. How old would be Darth Vader? And he just jump around like that fighting with a light saber?
And Anakin doesn’t have the same voice at all. There’s just too many plot holes. It doesn’t work.
oo1@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Darth Vader was obviously a very heavy smoker in his younger days, probably 40-a-day at least.
Never seen anakin with a cigarette.
frezik@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
That would mean Obi-Wan lied. Not only that, but he apparently didn't bother looking for Luke on his birth planet. This whole theory is a mess and I hope it's not true.
(Dropping the act, I really do think it was a mistake for Lucas to pull this trigger. Made for a great moment in movie history, but sets up a whole lot of problems in the larger plot.)
superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
No, James Earl Jones voices Vader and Anakin isn't black so this theory doesn't even pass the smell test.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Just confirmed: Anakin history's first blackface
superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
https://youtu.be/B0XGuTCALQ0?t=40
HawlSera@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
I dunno seems like a reach to me.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
This is a great Easter Egg we all missed from Star Wars.
undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 6 pts · 2y
Big if true.
arymandias@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
How long it was after the little lava accident vs how long it was before.
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
MandalorianPotato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
He’s just showing 6 inches.
Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That's not 6 inches, oh wait... Yes, that's 6 inches.
coughingkoffer@fedia.io · -5 pts · 2y
Orbituary@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I bet you're fun at parties.
crawancon@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
but Vader killed anakin...
....FrOm a cErTaiN PoiNT of ViEw
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Guys Spoiler tag! Please!!!
coughingkoffer@fedia.io · 0 pts · 2y
genfood@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Thanks for providing context, didn’t know that yet, but it makes somehow sense.