c/lotrmemes · by Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 2yBe silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. 468 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Squidward the Handsome marches past Patric Smoothbrain while raising his flute to his lips.
"His flute! I told you to take the musician's flute!"
As Squidward approaches the throne and inhales sharply, the torches dim in anticipation.
Squidward before ascending.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The Hobbits are played by Gary and 3 other snails.
Sally is Aragorn. Mermaid man and barnacle boy are Gimli and Legolas.
Gollum is Plankton and Karen.
Jellyfish are the Ringwraiths
Squilliam Fancyson is Sauramon
Pumafred9@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Smaug is played by Mr Krabs
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
You meant Sandy, not Sally, right?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah oops
smeg@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y
Alivrah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Salmon
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Storm-Crow...?
EmoBean@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y
There are currently a bunch of people following my account and downvoting everything.
hoch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Why do you think we care? Enjoy a few more downvotes.
EmoBean@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y
Okay removed, I want at least -50 on this. If it isn't you proved you mean nothing. I can spare the fake internet points. Prove me wrong.