Don’t they kill more people than sharks?
You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea
"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"
Their name is Inigo Moontoya.
I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high
Our cows seem to hate germans
Deitsche 💁♂️💁♂️
Do they wake up at 5am and put beach towels on the cows?
Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMA
Nope it was a vanilla model
Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?
I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
Unfair fight, give the cow a car next time, bud
1/10
violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justice
wait, don't you mean risk?
14 Comments
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Don’t they kill more people than sharks?
Tyfud@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y
"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Their name is Inigo Moontoya.
bi_tux@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high
Our cows seem to hate germans
amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Deitsche 💁♂️💁♂️
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Do they wake up at 5am and put beach towels on the cows?
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMA
vsh@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Nope it was a vanilla model
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Unfair fight, give the cow a car next time, bud
1/10
naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justice
FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
wait, don't you mean risk?