bite rule

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29 Comments

aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social · 62 pts · 2y (3 replies)

i showed this to my wife and she bit me

CluckN@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That’s crazy your wife had the same reaction when I showed her.

SirStumps@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Your never going to believe this...

SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Oh thanks. I didn't know i dropped my never going to believe this

burgersc12@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 2y
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djsoren19@yiffit.net · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My partner doesn't understand the urge. He says silly things like "why do you want to bite me" and "please stop ambushing my with your mouth." He often retaliates by slobbering all over me, which is gross and yucky. How do I make him understand I'm not in control of the urge, and that I need to be satiated?

IanSomnia@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Try to make an analogy to a dog or cat. They have biting needs and we give them appropriate toys to satiate that craving. They just needs to accept that they're the only toy that can satiated your natural instincts.

zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

"You got to understand, you just need to accept that you're the only toy that can satiate my natural instincts"

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can confirm. As a man, I have never chewed my food.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

#JustWomanThings

bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

Dfy@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

That's why my girlfriend bites me THAT hard. Ouch

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y

I always wondered why my gf likes biting me

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

No, it's more of a neurodivergent thing.

hulemy@ani.social · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

chomp

metaStatic@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

talk shit get bit

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

It's okay, they can bite me.

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

chomps back

HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Bite me!

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

:o

chomp

:3

HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Ahn~

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de · 12 pts · 2y

Fish when they see bait:

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Me when I see someone:

samus12345@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does for bathtubs what Jaws did for the ocean.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My girlfriend has never bitten me, I'm confused...

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

She has exceptional self control.

ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net · 7 pts · 2y

I had to lay down ground rules cause my gf bites me so much

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ok so it's not just me.