I never specified her forehead. And those things you mentioned also constitute a person's appearance. I don't care what her makeup or hair is like. I would never make fun of someone for those things.

grayman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well that's certainly an opinion.

So you wouldn't laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y

So you wouldn’t laugh at someone wearing clown makeup but otherwise acting serious?

I would assume they worked as a clown or something similar and were on their break. Also, clowns aren't funny.

I say fair game to anyone that intentionally alters their appearance in a stupid way.

What you consider to be stupid is subjective. But you're free to laugh at people all you want. Just like how other people can think you're not a very good person for doing so.

Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's one of the minor boss Karens you have to fight to get to the final level boss, Mega-Karen.

Rubanski@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Yeah, Minion Karens that jump you, and slow you down with the managers they conjure

onlooker@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is it. This is my "old man moment", because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise.

lesnout27@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

Me neither

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Trollivier@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

You speak the truth

Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 2y

What about her? She's cheesy, just put her on a grill!

heydo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

"What hairstyle would you like?"

Bucket.

MycoBro@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why isn’t this racist?

shea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

it's not about skin color it's about being a weirdo

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Why do you feel it is?

MycoBro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark.

Nutella?

justhim@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Guaranteed, post a black person and say "if Nutella was a person" you'd get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard

Edit: I'd love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn't act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk "he said a color word" reaction? I think I know the answer... do you?

Cinner@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

More "if fried chicken was a person" with a picture of Beet (but I wouldn't do beet dirty like that)

mayo is a "white people thing" according to a black friend when I was younger. or maybe I was offering them miracle whip now that I think about it. I don't remember.

nope it's mayo. https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-does-black-people-dont-eat-mayo-mayonnaise-is-a-white-people-food-come-from/852662

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 7 pts · 2y

did someone slip this from fox news HR?

TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Looks like that alien chick from "Mars Attacks!"

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I thought mayonnaise was an instrument

Digital_man@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

More like the avatar of ranch.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

That thing scares us

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is this a real person?

Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

... with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn't it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks ... off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours.

drascus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What is the actual shape of this person's head?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

ever play with Lego?

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

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camelbeard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100%

hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (10 replies)

You from Holland?

camelbeard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂