Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers

https://appleinsider.com/articles/23/11/28/apples-smart-ring-technology-may-not-be-limited-to-fingers

Apple's smart ring technology may not be limited to just fingers::Smart rings on fingers, smart bracelets on ankles, and smart lanyards around necks — far beyond the Apple Watch and AirPods, Apple has wide-ranging plans for a new wearable.

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18 Comments

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 165 pts · 2y (6 replies)

New from Apple: the iCockring

billwashere@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it.

OR3X@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I thought this was the legitimately the point based on the title until I read the article. The internet has poisoned our minds. Lol

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

*made better

0x4F50@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y

Well shit, I thought they were talking about cockrings too.

RotaryKeyboard@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 2y

please don't say it ... please don't say it ... please don't say it ...

God dammit!

I don't know what I expected, actually.

smotherlove@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

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sirico@feddit.uk · 56 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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jmd_akbar@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 2y

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BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, that's just Apple's way to ensure that their patent is as broad as possible.

theherk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Maybe, but it could also be that there are other locations more suitable for specific sensor types or that comparing sensor data across the body adds other valuable health data.

grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

iPlug?.....You know what I mean

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (6 replies)

This is how you’ll open and start the Apple car.

Heisme@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Yells at penis “Hey Siri unlock car.”

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Siri doesn't work so you have to put your dick in the ignition

Heisme@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Policemen approach vehicle with caution “Officers, it’s not what it looks like!!”

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Car thieves use dildos to hotwire their targets