Petty thief

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18 Comments

javasux@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 2y (4 replies)

My first cat used to sneak into my cupboard and sleep in there. I had no idea until one day I got home from work and was making supper. I reached into the cupboard to grab a plate and felt something big and furry instead.

I (must of) must have sounded like a 10 year old school girl. Nearly ended up being an unscheduled laundry day.

Edited to keep the grammar police happy.

M137@lemm.ee · -15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Must have*

"Must of" isn't a thing, and you should understand that without someone pointing it out. Same as "could/should/would of" isn't correct. Learn basic grammar.

radix@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

You're being unnecessarily rude, and you should understand that without someone pointing it out. Learn basic manners.

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
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boyi@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah. You're a bit direct but I do need a person like you to point things up for something I did wrong unintentionally.

However I wonder if any native speaker don't realize there's something wrong with these sentences. Even a non-native like me can see that. Maybe it's intentionally done; they know it's not correct but they just want to keep up with the wrong trend.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Kitty no! That's poison!

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

Crumply crinkly. Want.

Duranie@midwest.social · -2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kitty isn't actually eating Cheetos. This is a photo from a seance and they've connected to the spirit of the original Chester Cheetah. This is simply ectoplasm being expelled.

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

What? You either need to be taking more or less of your drugs. But you are definitely not taking the right amount of drugs right now.

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 17 pts · 2y

Thank god my cat aren't that smart

June@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That cat knows what it’s doing is bad. What a little shithead.

instamat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They definitely know. My dog waits until I’m not around to get into the things she’s not supposed to have.

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Same with my cats and jumping on the counter. They won't do it while I'm in the kitchen but as soon as I leave the room it's a free-for-all.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Cat burglar.

cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

it's loki from the loki show tiktok <3 i love him 🥹

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Petty the thief.....

Chocrates@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What am I missing? I don't see anything in the picture

soliloquy@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y

On a browser click the image and it'll open a gif

javasux@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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