TIL a core i3 is for 5 to 10 year olds

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Jesus_666@feddit.de · 69 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I still remember when we started doing data science in school and I was held back by my CPU's lack of enterprise remote management capabilities. If only I had a vPro-enabled CPU back then!

I also got an F in eSports class that year but that was for unrelated reasons.

(Just how much coke did Intel's marketing department do to come up with this presentation?)

qaz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Seemingly a lot, looking at the other slides from their presentation.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

esports class is a thing?

How do you get an F? You suck at games?

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They were actually really really good and made the teacher look so bad that they gave them an F out of spite

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

That’s what you get for t-bagging the teacher smh

FoxBJK@midwest.social · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

eSports class

I'm sorry but what!? And how do you fail that!?

magnetosphere@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

It’s a joke

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y

Mom, I'm 15, I need a Core i9, to AI generate my homework!

Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y

Pretty sure the whole point of the chart is to sell i5s and i7s to high schools.

peto@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y

More interesting is that people stop using productivity tools and video conferencing at 15. Someone should tell my boss.

Z4rK@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

5-10 years old, and programmers and digital creators?

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Esports

Are there any popular games out there that can even use 8 cores? I can't think of any.

pat277@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

Can use? Yes, some can. Need? No, plus, 10yo+ games freak out with too many cores, such as Prototype 2

Tranus@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

A lot of games have fully multithreaded components (for physics or navigation for example). So they can use any amount of cores. Its pretty rare to see a game max out all cores on such a system since they are usually limited by something else first.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Maybe Fortnite cause of the Unreal 5 update?

Desistance@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Intel is in panic mode. They can't shake AMD this time around.

MeanEYE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Nothing screams insecurity as faking test results, which they did for AMD.

Crafter72@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ah yes. General high schooler running openfoam/ansys fluent on their i5/i7 laptops which probably dell xps models that had severe throttling issues and on 8GB of ram.

doctorn@r.nf · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Inflation made me do that whole schedule opposite... 😅

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

According to intel, you're now a baby for using an i3 or Celeron. Congratulations!

doctorn@r.nf · 1 pts · 2y

I might need to rename myself to Benjamin.

arin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Honestly wondering if Intel is retarded internally or outsourced marketimg to India with no understanding and shuffled a bunch of key words into a okay looking graphic... Regardless Intel is retarded still for letting this pass, no one checked the work LMAO

elbarto777@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Player2@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

Agreed, we really should stop normalizing using words incorrectly, especially in cases like this. That specific word choice has no unique benefit to conveying the message, and can do a lot to devalue it.

czardestructo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I better let my primary server know it's now a toy for 5 year olds...