Qui-Gon is an absolute Menace

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pleb_maximus@feddit.de · 80 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He didn't steal the child, he won it fair and square in the aforementioned gambling!

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 16 pts · 2y

It's not cheating if they cheat first

can@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Single moms deserve to feel desirable too.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Now say it like you’re Liam Nelson

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I didn't know who you are. I didn't know what you want. But I will find you, and I will desire you.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 8 pts · 2y

I don’t know who you are, or how you ended up here, but when I come. You’ll be the first to know.

CarlsIII@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There’s always a singler mom

c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Amen.

WilloftheWest@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

“I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I’d be approached by somebody. I’m ashamed to say that, and I did it for maybe a week – hoping some ‘single mother’ would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could desire her.”

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 12 pts · 2y

Preferably before a farmer comes in to buy her as a sex slave.

Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

an absolute menace

One could even say... a phantom menace

Thavron@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

No no no, that's at the end of the movie.

dustyData@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Child labor and endangering a minor for making it compete in a high risk lethal sport for profit. Human trafficking. Jedis were wild.

WoodlandAlliance@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
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01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hey, hey, hey. He didn't steal the child. He won him (in an illegal betting contest he may have entered him into against the child's mom's wishes).

Kyrinar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Even "against his mom's wishes" is a stretch. Sure, in a literal sense she didnt want her son to race, but acknowledged he could help them and ultimately let him do it.

Granted, I also don't think she knew about Qui-Ron's wager for him, but obviously was glad her son got to be free.

Been a while since I've seen the prequels, though, so apologies if my memory is wrong.

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

There's a reason Dooku was friends with Qui-Gon. I like to imagine a better PM which would have shown that.

Like Qui-Gon and Dooku are working from the inside to reform the Jedi and take out Sideous but then QuiGon dies.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A child without one parent isn't a child, it's a clone. And those clearly don't have rights in the galaxy far, far away.

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Either a clone or a spontaneous midichlorian conception.

PhatInferno@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

Didnt he ask shmi about taking Ani before taking him? like im sure shmi wanted a better future than being a slave for him too

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's like poetry, it rhymes.