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c/games · by stopthatgirl7@kbin.social · 2y

Fortnite Players Are Peeved About Solid Snake's Flat Ass

https://www.ign.com/articles/fortnite-players-peeved-solid-snake-flat-ass

Solid Snake, the recurring protagonist of the Metal Gear franchise, is making his Fortnite debut as a bonus skin offered in the Chapter 5, Season 1 Battle Pass. But the hunky assassin is no longer sporting his once-thick booty.

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Shalakushka@kbin.social · 73 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Why would Epic do this when every woman in this game has a dump truck wider than her shoulders?

PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Sometimes people like man butts.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I assume in part because every woman has an absolute dump truck

Chozo@kbin.social · 46 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I remember a similar outrage when Snake was revealed for Smash Bros Ultimate.

And for good reason. He's canonically dummy-thicc.

Cralder@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And the clap of his asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MUJ9iXxHk0

As a side note, if you ever try a crouching run, you'll realize real soon how it leads to a similar pair of thicc cheeks

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Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y

Peak gaming journalism

ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does this keep happening? As pointed out in the article, every time Snake shows up in a crossover his ass gets flatter. If they had caked him up, fans would be rejoicing, and instead everyone is posting old the Smash Bros. Brawl vs. Ultimate comparison pic.

davysnavy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I love you're pfp. Kenshin's face always makes me happy :)

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Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

And somehow without a misleading headline.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 2y (6 replies)

They clearly didn't do their homework

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money_loo@1337lemmy.com · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Holy shit how did I miss this.

It even sounds just like him.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's the actual voice actor. He did it for the memes

money_loo@1337lemmy.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Holy shit memes are powerful

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Memes are the most valuable substance in the universe

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toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 2y

A travesty.

MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
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CarlsIII@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don’t mean to be rude, but

https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w?si=z9e3SkzesXRnQF3H

adj16@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Sometimes I like a little irreverence in my journalism instead of the constant stream of death and suffering

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Pratai@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 2y
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