It's truly a shame

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teft@startrek.website · 72 pts · 2y (14 replies)

ZeroXHunter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Which movie is the scene from?

teft@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

This is from the series The Good Place.

5dashes@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I don't get it. Aren't they pronounced mostly the same?

kn33@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I'll do my best here - "Aristotle" is pronounced "Air-ih-stot-ul" whereas Chipotle is more like "Chip-oat-lee"

NewNewAccount@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

lee

Um what?

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

Chip-oht-lay

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

They did say their best. Not that it'd be correct.

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Leave them southerners alone. They didn't do nuffin 'cept try to overthrow America twice.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Aristotle is only pronounced like that because Aristoteles was somehow too confusing for English speakers.

archon@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Now that you mention it.. he's indeed called Aristoteles in my language.. never noticed the spelling difference in english!

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yup. The British did weird stuff to Roman names out of victorian reasons.

Hadrianus becomes Hadrian, because of anus. They then also shortened others like Pompeius becoming Pompey etc.

FluminaInMaria@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

I know I'm furthering the immature narrative, butt:

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

Sounds like we did him a favor.

ZeroDrek@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It’s “Chip-oat—lay”…not “lee”

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Because the words are from two different languages?

Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee · -13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Racist

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

how do you figure

pelerinli@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

With pen or pencil

AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y

calls a tweet racist

refuses to elaborate

leaves

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 39 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You've just been pronouncing females wrong this whole time and everybody was too embarrassed to correct you.

Fuh-MAH-lays, just like it looks.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

By jove, there the whole time!

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is that pronounced Jove like dove or Jove like hoes?

grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ho-veh

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

So it's pronounced like how a Boston person would say hover?

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

Haha, silly hu-mans.

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

Single hot femalés in your area!

guyrocket@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I like my fe-mah-lays like I like my ta-mah-lays. Steaming hot and wrapped in corn husks!

Right?!? Guys?!?

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You can just say Midwestern.

guyrocket@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Midwestern.

Now what?

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Now you wait for the corn of your dreams.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Instructions unclear, ended up on CornHub instead

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Guys, it's real:

https://cornhub.website/

It's SFW

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A good girl in a straw hat with her arms out in a corn field.

malijaffri@feddit.ch · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That is a scarecrow.

Edit: ::: spoiler spoiler, context

I just went back to the song and watched it again, which turned into a Bo Burnham marathon. He is absolutely amazing!

:::

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

I'm hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rapey vibes I'm putting out

Moneo@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I know this is a joke but idc. The reason for basically every quirk of pronunciation/spelling in English is borrowed words, of which English has very many. Tamales is an obvious/good example.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Except it's not even a borrowed word. It's still a Spanish word. nope, I was wrong.

agnomeunknown@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

It's a borrowed word because we don't have a translation, though. Tamales are tamales. Also we say tamale for singular but it's tamal in Spanish. It's a loan word in every way.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Oh? My bad, thanks for the correction! 🙏

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Also we say tamale for singular

Who's this "we"?

indepndnt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

One tamales.

StuffYouFear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I would like one flock or herd of tamaleese

Moneo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I sometimes like to mispronounce stuff, that I know the proper pronunciation of, just for kicks and this is just ammo for my annoying habit.

kambusha@feddit.ch · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You put the em-PHA-sis on the wrong syl-LAB-le

sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Or you butcher accents. Like jalapeno.

Infynis@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love me a good ch-asm

sirxdaemon@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

You just like causing cha-os.

can@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Norm?

trent@ttrpg.network · 13 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That would mean "male" is pronounced "molly."

smeg@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y

Only if you pronounce "molly" as "marley"!

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

I'm a nice little molly

Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Really more like mall-a (like the letter a, not “ah”).

modifier@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y

I am just the right amount of high for this one. I can coast on this tweet for a solid 20 minute think sesh.

echodot@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm struggling here because I don't know what that word is. So I can't work out what the ultimate pronunciation of female is either

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tamales are a type of food. (Pronounced like Tom-all-ays)

So the joke is making you read "females" (fee-males) like Fem-all-ays

SaddieTheMad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Tah-MAH-lehs would be more accurate. 'Females', read as in Spanish, would be feh-MAH-lehs.

It's easy, you read Spanish as if every vowel had that 'h'. Vowels do not change their sound.

That's a horrible explanation, right? Here. That's how you always pronounce the vowels.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why can’t ‘tamales’ just be pronounced like “ta-males”?

Otherwise we’ll have to start pronouncing ‘males’ like “mall-ehs”.

allroy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

how very Canadian, eh?

Gork@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Just pronounce it oddly enough that people look at you weirdly.

Femalès, with emphasis on the last e. Like "learnèd" (learn-ed, a wise person).

Stretch2m@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

And why aren't Batman and Goodman pronounced the same.

I think it should be Bat-mun.

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

how naming a gastro strip club Females and Tamales?

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

Operate out of an old train car. Dolly's Females and Tamales Trolley.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

A better question: How many folks thought they misspelled the second "females"?

FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

I'm going to start pronouncing them both the same