c/lemmyshitpost · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2yEvery sign has a story 383 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
pec@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 2y
Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town
SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 2y
All because of that guy
smeg@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Bean would make a hell of a QA
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
"Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend."
Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
"Blew pee everywhere"
hollunder@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 2y
How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory... Is this what they call a 'dickpic'?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y
Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…
zane@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.
Norgur@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?
rmuk@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y
If my penis looked like that I'd focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.
0ops@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I take it you're circumcised?
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra
metaStatic@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
The story here is simply "defacement."
Sanyanov@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Good if not beheading
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Well now I have to do it ugh unzips
SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy đŸ˜
recapitated@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??
Norgur@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?
monotremata@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
careful, you might end up in a penal colony.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
You're thinking of "fish stuck in fan"
downdaemon@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
i saw these fun stickers that were like "clap to activate" or "yell to activate" that you could put on random things