Serious question guys

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46 Comments

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Its a rare Fush Dick

20hzservers@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

Fuck this dish I'm trout.

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

later generations of pokemon got weird huh

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

it evolves into a dinosaur duck that breathes poison

populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

a dick

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Huh?

Enzy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Go on

ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Fick. Or dush.

alex_02@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y

dush is if it is dutch. fick if it is finnish.

x4740N@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This reminded me of that thing that flushes water into vaginas

It's name is similar sounded iirc

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

that thing that flushes water into vaginas

Anthony Hopkins?

MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

What thing?

Edit: oh wait I got it

tygerprints@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Yes, it's either a dish or a fuck. Or a fick. Take your pick.

RePsyche@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Dush

tygerprints@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shoot I missed that one. DUSH.

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Stan Duuuuush.

ThtCrzyBstrd@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

That's a goosh. Look at that bill, it's not even close to the right shape for a dish.

soupcat@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y

It's a fish I'd like to duck.

elscallr@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's a platypus

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Platypuck

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If one was to use the terms strictly cladistically, then to my understanding, ducks would be considered a type of fish, being descended from them if one goes back far enough. The reverse of fish being a type of duck cannot be said. Therefore, I hold that in the case of a fish-duck, there is a stronger case for the creature being considered a fish, than it being considered a duck, and therefore, this is a fish.

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Not only that but it's mostly fish with a little duck. Using letters as percentages of the animal, it's more likely a Dish than a Fuck.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y

When "do the dishes" takes on a new meaning.

5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y

Probably just the latest take on the Spinosaurus

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That dish fucks

don@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Simply put, yes.

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What a weird looking platypus.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

weird-looking platypus

I think that's a world record pleonasm!

Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Depends how drunk I am. This time of year, very easily both.

Resol@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It's a fudicksh.

Why do I sound like I speak Luxembourgish all of a sudden?

kogasa@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

I'm a sick fuck I like a fish duck

UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cook it and you'll get a fucky dish.

tygerprints@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

They'll go well with my Pepperidge Farms Fuckle Duck cheese crackers. National Lampoon did a whole parody of products that could incorporate the word "Fuck" into them if and when it becomes socially acceptable to use the word fuck all the fucking time.

Tavarin@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's a fuck as in what the fuck is that, and it certainly isn't a dish to look at.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Dish is my way to fuck up

FoundTheVegan@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't give a dish.

Kase@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This is a great way to get kicked out of a cooking competition

AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It isn't. Or, rather - it shouldn't.

Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

How does it taste? I mean if it taste bad I would say it's not a dish.

beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also: what is it called?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Robert

4am@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

The answer is: Yes 😏

Enzy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Duishckf

azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Dickfush