I started living my life to the fullest when I turned 30. But it also was the point my body started betraying me. Backpain became my all time friend, organs started mutinying, that one fart I shouldn’t have trusted. That surprised O-face in comedies? Yeah, that’s the actual face you gonna make the moment you destroy your pants.

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Buddy, I don't think it's normal to shit yourself at age 30. You might want to go to a doctor.

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I did. Got 99 problems and (weirdly) ass sickness ain’t one.

STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ok. Good to hear sir. Now please kindly stop telling me about how you used to shit yourself.

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

No.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

At least they wear a diaper.

bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I mean... It's not not normal. It shouldn't be a frequent or common thing, but a one off? Yeah, shit happens.

epyon22@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

Yeah seriously this year alone back pain, unexplained temporary hearing loss, eternally clogged sinuses and to round it all off I think my pancreas has started a revolt.

degen@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

Literally just soyjak pointing at my ass

key@lemmy.keychat.org · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And nobody likes you when you're twenty-three.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They only want you when you're seventeen. When you're 21, you're no fun.

Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

Wow that song is 21 years old now

Un4@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Indeed turning 18 is fantastic! Turning 30 not so much. Source: I'm 30+

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I'm closer to 40 and my dreams seem so far away.

LivingIn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

But even that's not as bad as you would think.

Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Don’t worry. When you hit your 40s you use all the knee and back pain as a catalyst for your eternal rage. You also develop a shortage of fucks for export. It’s wonderful.

prettydarknwild@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

seeing that the xbox one is already getting obsolete and the xbox 360 is a retro console now is fucked up

Kase@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

•_•

raynethackery@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Just remember, don't wait for your life to start. Your life is here right now.

KpntAutismus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

gotta love this meme being posted every year for the last 5 or so years. absolute classic.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y

I'm one of today's lucky 10,000.

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Jfk, way to ruin my morning (I also shared with my wife, to ruin hers)

arin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Time doesn't stop, everyone will get old and out of touch

openrain502r@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'm 18 in 2 years?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-

Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

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bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That means you still have 9 good years left. Live for me, wake up without your back hurting, stay up until 2 and have it not affect you. Eat garbage food and not gain weight, or spend the morning on the toilet.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sorry for your experience, but you're projecting. Most people don't decline like that by 25.

bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I was clearly exaggerating for humor. You seem fun.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Take that back! I am not fun!

jacktherippah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

2004 kids turn 20.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

NO, STOP, WAIT, IVE BEEN A GOOD BIY, NOONOPLEASESTOPNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

257m@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (9 replies)

I am in this picture and I don't like it. Why did you have to remind me of my coming of age? Ugh. I don't want to grow up.