c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yCan't win if you don't play 543 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
DemSpud@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 2y
Remember, you can win over 10000% but only lose up to 100% ♥️
moriquende@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
And if it gets to 100% loses, you can always borrow some more. It has to go back up eventually, it's statistics.
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
You won't know how dangerous drunk driving is until you give it a go. Hell, you might even have some fun along the way.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
It's not the drunk drivers that are the issue, it's the drunk crashers! They give us a bad rep
ikidd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And all those assholes that can't text and drive straight! Because of them, I "get a big fat ticket" when I write a novel on mine at 140kph.
thorbot@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Can some explain all the pro gambling propaganda I’m seeing lately? Asking for a friend
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 22 pts · 2y
It's just a common trend in shitposts to give terrible advice (like gambling) wrapped up like a meme. There are a lot of gambling ones.
EmoBean@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Gambling is healthy and a great way to make money.
wholeofthemoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
As long as you keep your ROI higher than the interest on your bank account, it's all good
byroon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It's just a joke
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No, we’re not joking.
Gamble to get to your well deserved riches.
Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
It might be due to Kick becoming big and making tons of money by promoting gambling.
zaph@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
I woke up so it can't be
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Look, luck is on a need-to-know basis. I don't need to know, I don't need to gamble.
weebkent@ani.social · 7 pts · 2y
You miss all the shots you don't take, keep rolling.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Oh, I know... I'll probably win a broken toaster in the mall lottery on the luckiest day of my life.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
But you can lose it you play!
empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y
The secret is to gamble with other people's money...
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ooooooooh like a bank!
empireOfLove@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 2y
Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or...
Something_Complex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I get up every morning, that's enough of a gamble to me
killea@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Gamblor? Is that you?
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y