Plenty of fish in the sea my ass

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20 Comments

everett@lemmy.ml · 70 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Imagine not learning your lesson about going for the hook.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 90 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice the shame is still on you i'm a fucking fish

Nusm@yall.theatl.social · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

pipows@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Such wise words

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

I read that he had to change it up on the fly because he didn't want someone to have a clip of him saying "shame on me". If that's true it wasn't a terrible move. Just not very graceful.

rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net · 1 pts · 2y

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

juliebean@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled the rest of my life

EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"You fool me once you ain't gonna be fooling me again"

~George W

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You know I've always seen that as less him fucking up the saying and more him deciding to use that opportunity for a veiled threat.

Like "fool me twice shame on- fuck that I ain't getting fooled again"

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Don't cry

I am just a fish

Aremel@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yo ho, yo ho

Near the hooks, I'll never go

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

Spongebob, let me ask you something: does this look dangerous to you?

skydivekingair@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Plenty of fish in the sea my bass*

XEAL@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Plenty of fish in my ass the sea*

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What they didn't tell you is it's a backyard pond with one fish in it.

Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y

Or that the images are reversed, and he caught a fish with a scar then cut the scar open for internet points.

/s although possible I don't think that's what happened

muse@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y

Lucky fisher, unlucky fish, or masochist fish?

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

If you fish something, set it free. If you fish it again, it's yours fishever

awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Poor fish

ExLisper@linux.community · 1 pts · 2y

How am I supposed to know it's the same guy? I call BS.