It's allowed in Colorado, Vermont, Oregon, Washington, and California, so definitely becoming more widespread. I'm not sure if you need a specific mortuary, but the one I worked in Colorado (before the law passed) would work with all sorts of programs; Science Care (body donation), organ donation programs, the companies that turned your cremated remains into diamonds/glass art/coral reefs, the ones that shot cremated remains into space or had it mixed with fireworks or tattoo ink. There are a LOT of options for you postmortem 😅
Yup! Human composting is only legal in Vermont, California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado right now.
That channel gets enough wrong that I can't support it. The biggest thing wrong that I've heard a million times is that you don't have to be embalmed. If there is going to be a viewing, more than 48 hours after death, even just with next of kin; there, legally, has to be embalming to stop the biohazard risk in most states. If you want a direct burial or cremation, you don't need to be embalmed; but if the public will be around the deceased, embalming is almost always required. Even in those that aren't mandatory after 48 hours, there's a massive liability waiver because of how dangerous it is, and you won't be able to touch them without gloves.
Oh definitely. I created a show after I had to stop mortuary work (genetic disability) because it's fascinating. I even ran the Wayne State University Funeral History Museum for 3 years.
Washington Colorado, California, Oregon and Vermont currently allow human composting, but the idea is spreading. Cremation, embalming, burials at a cemetery, even green burials are awful for the environment. They all require either chemicals, the use of gas, or the use of heavy machinery; sometimes all of them. The aforementioned states made it in such a way that you're giving back to the environment and it's a fuck ton cheaper. (Still need a Funeral home involved for transportation, biohazard protection, permits, government docs, etc. So it's not free, but much more affordable)
Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials!
Win x Win x Win!
You can live with your loved ones for ever;
End the cemetery space problems;
End Homelessness;
Save the planet!
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 33 pts · 2y
dan1101@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Oh geez Margie!
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
You should see the other guy
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 2y
Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That sounds dope tbh
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Is Soylent Green another Option?
Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
There's actually human composting now, too! (I'm a mortician)
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Is human composting a mainstream option now, or only offered at select mortuaries?
Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's allowed in Colorado, Vermont, Oregon, Washington, and California, so definitely becoming more widespread. I'm not sure if you need a specific mortuary, but the one I worked in Colorado (before the law passed) would work with all sorts of programs; Science Care (body donation), organ donation programs, the companies that turned your cremated remains into diamonds/glass art/coral reefs, the ones that shot cremated remains into space or had it mixed with fireworks or tattoo ink. There are a LOT of options for you postmortem 😅
Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Only certain states, right?
I catch ask a mortician on YouTube every once in a while. She's a big advocate of the composting and the water cremation.
Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yup! Human composting is only legal in Vermont, California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado right now.
That channel gets enough wrong that I can't support it. The biggest thing wrong that I've heard a million times is that you don't have to be embalmed. If there is going to be a viewing, more than 48 hours after death, even just with next of kin; there, legally, has to be embalming to stop the biohazard risk in most states. If you want a direct burial or cremation, you don't need to be embalmed; but if the public will be around the deceased, embalming is almost always required. Even in those that aren't mandatory after 48 hours, there's a massive liability waiver because of how dangerous it is, and you won't be able to touch them without gloves.
Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Bummer that she gets things wrong like that. I mostly just watch her tell historical stories. She can spin a mighty entertaining yarn.
Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Oh definitely. I created a show after I had to stop mortuary work (genetic disability) because it's fascinating. I even ran the Wayne State University Funeral History Museum for 3 years.
ratman150@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Can you go into details?
Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Washington Colorado, California, Oregon and Vermont currently allow human composting, but the idea is spreading. Cremation, embalming, burials at a cemetery, even green burials are awful for the environment. They all require either chemicals, the use of gas, or the use of heavy machinery; sometimes all of them. The aforementioned states made it in such a way that you're giving back to the environment and it's a fuck ton cheaper. (Still need a Funeral home involved for transportation, biohazard protection, permits, government docs, etc. So it's not free, but much more affordable)
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I'm game, sign me up. I don't want to join any zombie hordes again
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
hate it when that happens
scytale@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Again?
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!
You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Fargo Style
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I can picture the minced meat being fed to pigs
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You mean the Fargo Chips(TM)? 😁
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
Fourth option
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Nice that there's a separate bin for organic
crazyCat@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
This way you fertilize the land more quickly.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
First step to mulching the rich.. ¯\(ツ)/¯
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
The Fargo Option
someguy3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
We've had a doozy of a day officer.
NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
"It is our most modestly-priced disposal method."
franklin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I guess it's at least more environmentally friendly
PatFussy@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
That would be so metal. I now know how I would want to go out.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm ordering one for my funeral so I can rain down on the guests
yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Since we're on the topic, does anyone know if there's a Fargo community in existence somewhere on Lemmy?
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I wish
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_%26_Dale_vs._Evil
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Death by Volvo sounds good to me
Wynnded@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Naturally...
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Damn now that's hardcore lmao
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Yep I can see this is a Dutch car and environment, which makes sense they do like being efficient.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Human composting?
benderbeerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Scattering the remains has long been a custom
Maiznieks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's called "branching out", having new offers and so on. Gotta be trendy to invest into that.
Tenthrow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
🍋 Well worth it.
n0m4n@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I'd go with that when I'm gone. Just plant a tree over me.
bighatchester@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I say just throw me in the trash !
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Manure
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
what is the joke?
LotrOrc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Woodchipper
You can become fertilizer
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
kay
whitewalker_646@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Remibds me of the woodchipper interrogation from the punisher