on If there was a baby boom, does that mean there will be a death boom · c/showerthoughts · 6 pts · 129dSure as fuck hope so
on Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships · c/nottheonion · 5 pts · 129dHey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.
on What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real? · c/asklemmy · 2 pts · 137dSo full of it. I don't work on Saturday.
on Trump Trends Online After Unconfirmed Reports Place Him at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Saturday · c/news · 14 pts · 150dMy Ed is finally cured!!!
on Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned · c/nottheonion · 5 pts · 212dWe've all been there
on Americans' confidence in the U.S. economy falls sharply in January to lowest level since 2014 · c/news · 3 pts · 217dJust need more tariffs, easy.
on What improved your quality of life so much, you wish you did it sooner? · c/asklemmy · 12 pts · 219dLexapro and a bidet
on Does anyone just feels extremely annoyed when other people are playing their videos on loudspeaker? · c/asklemmy · 2 pts · 245dI'm right there with you bro.
on What is your "great I am an old person now" complaint? · c/asklemmy · 7 pts · 254dEarlier this year I tweaked my back sitting down on the toilet. That was fun.
on Recommendations for after installing Linux (Mint) coming from Windows for best practices for a casual user ? · c/linux · -2 pts · 272dNow try to install Gentoo!
on With bathing, water recirculation is more easily accepted. · c/showerthoughts · 1 pts · 278dI never shit in the dishwasher though
on The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge · c/lemmyshitpost · 3 pts · 291dIt's our fault for buying these pieces of shit.
on What's an example of something that usually goes unnoticed when done well but very noticeable when done poorly or not done at all? · c/asklemmy · 1 pts · 320dMotorcycle driver
on some days i cant even · c/lemmyshitpost · 4 pts · 321dI just use my bare hands personally. Green to the core
Now that's a butt hole
Sure as fuck hope so
Hey guys I have full control of Uranus. No one can access Uranus without my approval.
So full of it. I don't work on Saturday.
My Ed is finally cured!!!
I would eat both of them
How about corn
Accurate. Except I sit down
We've all been there
Just need more tariffs, easy.
Lexapro and a bidet
I'm right there with you bro.
Earlier this year I tweaked my back sitting down on the toilet. That was fun.
Now try to install Gentoo!
Gimme that.
I never shit in the dishwasher though
It's our fault for buying these pieces of shit.
Motorcycle driver
I just use my bare hands personally. Green to the core
Horse