Trump Trends Online After Unconfirmed Reports Place Him at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Saturday

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lulz

Not so fun but interesting fact. The folks peddling this thing also desecrated human corpses, can't remember if this is one of them or if this one just used animal remains. If it's just the animal it's neet if not then it's from a pillaged native site.

1,000 times this. Rot in hell.

I pray he doesn't. I pray he suffers a debilitating stroke, that he wastes away in a chair, refusing to step down or stop taking press conferences. I pray he suffers tremors, and delirium, slurred and broken speech, visibly decaying.

I want his followers to see him as the pathetic husk that he is. I want him to live decades in that chair, I want him to have endless trials in that chair. Death is the easy way out.

big party?

Exactly.

As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.

When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X.. I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he'd also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully.. Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.

What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.

Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.

He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.

Does it help that he takes 10x the aspirin his doctor recommends?

So sad. Someone get that man a banana or ten.

There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.

will anyone follow Vance though? That's a chance I'd be willing to take

God I hate these comments.

Do people really not understand the power Trump has over the narcissists that believe in him? You folks really think he's "just a symptom" and not an engine? Goddamn...No one thinks everything will magically be fine when he dies, he's made evident that the country is in need of fundamental repair, but for fuck's sakes.... How do some of you still not understand the singular force for evil that he's been for decades?

Vance wouldn't be much better, but he would certainly be less chaotic and ffs can you not let us be happy if Trump is dead? Let us have this one fucking thing after 10 years without pissing all over it. Fuck.

"Sure Hitler's dead, but" shut the fuck up

So should we not be hoping for his downfall? This statement seems pointless. If 2 evil men exist and one of them goes away to leave us just with 1 that’s still a positive thing isn’t it?

After what that J.D. Hamel guy did to the last pope I’d imagine he’s a person of interest. Hell, CK’s wife even called him an assassin.

Vance is soft and lucid. I wouldn't be surprised if he resigned and disappeared right quick.

Well, on one upside, if Vance steps in before the midterms, he'd only be eligible for one presidential term afterward, instead of two.

Admittedly, it's not a reason why he should take over now, but an added silver lining is always welcome.

The cure is the same for that disease, too. Preserving one Nazi from fear of the next is not the approach we need. Kill enough of them and they'll eventually get the message.

As soon as trumps heart stops someone will shoot JD Vance immediately. Then they will all scatter like rats. "what maga? Never heard of it"

Yes it is. No charisma JD can't do the same shit Trump does.

Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I'd much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically

No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance's vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.

stabby dude

Shouldn't there be two guys behind Mitch's corpse, too?

Been like this most of the last year. Trump has moderate dementia.

Hell, even I’d support him on this one.

FACT

Hi approval rating would go up?

Huge Kratos energy over here. "ARES!!! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!"

🌬️🕯️

Vance isn't clever enough to manage that level of subterfuge.

But he is slimy enough to try.

He's a turd that just won't flush.

The turd that hangs on and continually sexually assaults you.

Don't you do that! Don't you give me hope!

I hope I’m wrong, but what I’ve read it’s not happening today. Sounds like Walter reed had roads shut down around it and around the same time the White House shut down media access. I think he’s been at the White House surrounded by military all day. I hope I’m wrong. I really do

So studies on mice have shown that transfusing young blood into old mice has a rejuvenating effect. You may not be far off.

stay blessed, patriot!

Eh, he's (supposedly) at a fancy hospital. So he'll be surrounded by doctors and nurses, and probably on really good pain drugs.

So you can forget about the 'in pain and all alone' part. But we can still hope...

He definitely didn't write that. Its coherent even tho it's crazy as fuck.

Alcohol is one of the main targets of the US boycott, so they have a lot to spare.

For this reason alone i am SO glad he didn’t die on Good Friday.

Any other time is fine with me, though. The sooner, the better.

This

Clots and stairs

Thoughts and prayer-ups for the clots and flare-ups

May he suffer horribly on the way out.

Indeed

The only sadness over him dropping dead will be the lack of justice for his many sexual assault victims.

I'm sure some of his followers will then claim he's jesus MK3 or whatever.

Maybe that was the butterfly fart that pushed the fates towards a brighter tomorrow... If so, many thanks!

Nobody's that fucking lucky

It's been several hours, and none of the major outlets have picked it up.

Another distraction.

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I'd be okay with it. The dying part is what matters.

He will sadly not face any consequences either way (unless hell is real). So hoping that MAGAts will tear themselves apart after his death is our only option.

If it's a choice between the two, sure.

But let's play the odds here.

TMZ will be the first to report it.

It's upsetting that you have to go all the way to Britain to find a reputable news source about the American President.

I mean, that's 100% the world we live in...it's just...cray.

BS we all know he doesn't visit wounded troops because they're "losers"

4-D Checkers

people are going to forget how awful everything around him was

Nah, JD will still be there making everything awful. And without the cult of personality around him that inexplicably makes people forget about the awfulness.

Don't worry, we'll still have high gas prices and the Epstein files to remind us.

Also, Vance will continue the traditions, and probably make the Iran war worse.

That'd be too easy. Suffer to death, bitch!

The ruse will fall apart when the AI accidentally says something cogent.

Kind of like that movie equilibrium

Oh man, that would be some solid proof God is a huge dick

As long as you tie his shoelaces together when buried, there won't be any risk of zombie trump.......

Wait that post can't be real, right? He looks like he already croaked an hour ago.

We would be paying for it anyway.

That big bronze bitch would try to co-opt the dying god motif & messiah archetype.

It would make the day even holier.

His followers will say he rose from the dead.

I'm curious too because he looks so sweaty that I can't believe he'd post that himself.