Cenzorrll

u/Cenzorrll@lemmy.world
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Yeah, the Queen asked who is pale as fuck, mirror responds with . The Queen then decides that means is most beautiful and moves the goal post. I'd probably start being a snarky ass mirror by panel 4 as well.

The Queen is also not asking the mirror who is the most beautiful, she is asking who is the palest mf around. It's the Queen's problem that she conflates that with beauty.

But surely you need a program to direct your attention to those programs, otherwise how would you know what you're supposed to be doing? You need to have another power hungry program running that uses a full center worth of processing power to... *checks notes* ...do what your google now homepage used to do.

I'm willing to forgive restaurants that have often changing menu options, but still, a template and 5 minutes at a kinkos per month isn't expensive or labor intensive either.

This is pretty much my inspiration for self hosting. A three letter agency needs to infiltrate my network or show up to my house with a warrant. I'm not going to be able to stop them, but at least they'll have to work for it. I'd love a CSI Miami's episode level of effort for them to discover that I'm just a fucking nerd sharing Linux ISOs.

The nice thing about laws is that they don't give a shit. If they say you can't do something, it's your problem to make sure you don't do it.

on Scumbag tape · c/memes · 5 pts · 27d

A sacrifice to Dükt, may he forgive our transgression for not using his most holy gift.

Yeah, but the same can be said for any non-stick pan, one oops and now you have you get a new pan. It may take some work to fix it, but at least I don't need to get a new one.

on So powerful · c/memes · 9 pts · 29d

What is fairy bread?

*Ecosias "fairy bread"*

What the fuck. Surely this is a mass traumatic response to being a former penal colony.

I played Mercenaries a bunch and had a blast loading up as many machine guns as I could on a relatively agile mech and just fully unloading on some big ass Atlas' cockpit in order to salvage it.

It wasn't exactly a fantastic strategy, but a great way to get a beast of a mech.

on More chickens! · c/memes · 1 pts · 44d

Asshole roosters roast quite nicely. Lots of dark meat and more of a turkey flavor. Not sure if it's them being aggressive jackasses or not, though.

on Important question · c/Memes · 2 pts · 44d

Does a double wheel caster count as two wheels or one? Either way, every office chair probably has 5 wheels, 10 if it counts as double.

I think this is all Velcro has to do to keep they're trademark. If you think about it, there's not much ends they can do besides the occasional PSA, what are they going to do, sue someone who says Velcro? Besides, I think they kind of enjoy trying to make "It's a hook and loop fastener!" their new slogan.

on Pride month · c/microblogmemes · 10 pts · 65d

Yellow means it's turning red. Beyond that the safest way to treat it is how everyone else in the area treats it. It's like what I tell my stepson, it's better to be predictable than right. There's a lot of dead pedestrians and cyclists that had the right of way.