Kiwi

u/Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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on Paris Rule · c/196 · 1 pts · 2y

Kids these days smh, can't even abide by the traffic laws of France

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 1 pts · 2y

I'd like to see that, after some hard work destroying half the city simply by existing, Godzilla takes a break to eat a croissant

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 2 pts · 2y

merci, j'ai travaillé dur sur la photo

I impeded traffic and everything

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 5 pts · 2y

I don't know what you're talking about, the Eiffel tower is right there

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 1 pts · 2y

I can see how it could be seen as ugly, I mean it is mostly metal beams, but I like to think that some of it's beauty comes from what it represents and it's history

it's old as fuck

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 3 pts · 2y

oui, je m'appelle kiwi, クロワッサン

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 1 pts · 2y

Well, there is only one, this one

So of course it's the best

on Paris Rule · c/196 · 18 pts · 2y

Exactly, the way it's pointy and triangle-ish, who could get it confused?

on "intermittent fasting" rule · c/196 · 1 pts · 2y

Seems like law and order is running smoothly

I'm so glad I didn't get another cat, my cat turned out to be an asshole so I can't imagine what kind of mischief another cat would've brought

on "intermittent fasting" rule · c/196 · 16 pts · 2y

Last time I smoked while I was hungry I chased my cat around the house by walking with my hands out towards the cat like a toddler, until he got tired and flopped over

I then picked him up and proceeded to cook and eat with one hand while still holding the cat

on Box rule · c/196 · 4 pts · 2y

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

on Box rule · c/196 · 20 pts · 2y

One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel