"intermittent fasting" rule

With a high risk of suddenly just eating 3 bags of chips

An entire unopened box of breakfast cereal.

high risk high reward high times

yeah I don't understand the "not eating forever" thing. the only question is whether I eat the three bags of chips before or after the 6 servings of drunken noodles arrived

Just learned this last year!

Flour doesn’t look like a raw food, but most flour is raw. That means it hasn’t been treated to kill germs that cause food poisoning, such as Escherichia coli (E. coli) and Salmonella. These harmful germs can contaminate grain while it’s still in the field or flour while it’s being made. Steps like grinding grain and bleaching flour don’t kill harmful germs—and these germs can end up in flour or baking mixes you buy at the store. You can get sick if you eat unbaked dough or batter made with flour containing germs. Germs are killed only when flour is baked or cooked.

CDC investigated outbreaks linked to raw flour or cake mix in 2016, 2019, 2021, and 2023.

-see dee see

I wouldn‘t put raw flour under „non poisonous calories“ and I guess one does not heat treat the flour they want to eat, when high.

Flour is specifically why you’re not supposed to eat the cookie dough. It can contain E. coli.

You need to start smoking habitually so you don't get the munchies any more.

“Don’t wanna eat (or sleep (or have teeth))? Try some She’s A Hot Meth™ brand meth¹ today!”

1. Side effects may include loss of weight, erection, will to live.

One of my cats always beats up the other so sometimes I pick up the victim kitty and chase the asshole cat with her.

You got me there

ADHD can do it too

https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/can-you-eat-raw-potatoes/

fun fact: if you lose your sense of taste potatoes give the same experience as eating apples, as do onions.

... who tf quits staring at the wall?? Are we even allowed to just not do that? How?

That's crazy. I always associated smoking with pigging out on junk food - like, five to six thousand calories a day of junk food - so I always gained a huge amount of weight. BTW anybody who thinks eating five to six thousand calories a day is impossible has never sat down and eaten a whole box (12) of Dunkin Donuts, one after the other. Or eaten a whole pint of Ben & Jerry's, driven to the store for another pint, eaten it, and then driven back to the store for a third pint.